THUNDERCRACKER:
Ev'ry bot is standin' in a line
All to see Starscream swell his head
At times like this, wish I could roll my eyes
Will this be what life's like evermore?

As the trumpets start a-swelling
Starscream starts his trademark yelling
"Can't you play the damn notes right?" Well, this is quite a telling sign
With this leader, we're doomed to fail
Now he's Lord Starscream, hail

I thought this would last a long time
But I can feel rust set in, please
We don't need speeches provin' you were right
"Shockwave regrets not bein' here"
Bet that's a lie

That crown's overcompensating
And those shoulder-pads are grating
Don't think that cape will work right when you transform, tangled up tight
But I'm guessin' inside you'll stay
Cause you're Lord Starscream, hail

Lord Starscream, hail

This procession's neverending
But consensus is still pending
Whether this will turn out right or whether we are gonna die
Or if Shockwave's playin' the long game
For now, Lord Starscream, hail