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Song Parodies -> "Casino"
Original Song Title:
"Hero"
Original Performer:
Alan Walker & Sasha Alex Sloan
Parody Song Title:
"Casino"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Some people just don't understand the concept of "persona non grata"...
Sir, I abhor doin' this bit, it's not my scene
But I am sure I recognize you
I can't let you win a prize
Not s'pposed to be in here tonight
It shouldn't be so hard
You're fumblin' around for somethin' to impart
To let you stick around, no words will work at all
No matter if they're big or small
So if you'll get up, back to your car
Your picture on the "banned" list? Still there now
It hasn't been torn down
Leave this casino, want no scene
Whether it comes from you or me
You'd better leave right now
Before the guards come out
Leave this casino
Been here before, I can't erase the memory
Of how you squawked, demandin' unearned green
Got incredibly drunk
And ended the night in the buff
No, that's not made-up, that massive farce
Was all recorded, I could show you now
But let's not drag this out
Leave this casino, we don't need
Our customers to show their peens
When no 21's down
Yes, that was you, you clown
Leave this casino
Leave this casino
Da, da, da, da-da, da-da
Da, da, da, da-da, da-da
Da-da, da-da
Da-da, da-da, da-da
But I am sure I recognize you
I can't let you win a prize
Not s'pposed to be in here tonight
It shouldn't be so hard
You're fumblin' around for somethin' to impart
To let you stick around, no words will work at all
No matter if they're big or small
So if you'll get up, back to your car
Your picture on the "banned" list? Still there now
It hasn't been torn down
Leave this casino, want no scene
Whether it comes from you or me
You'd better leave right now
Before the guards come out
Leave this casino
Been here before, I can't erase the memory
Of how you squawked, demandin' unearned green
Got incredibly drunk
And ended the night in the buff
No, that's not made-up, that massive farce
Was all recorded, I could show you now
But let's not drag this out
Leave this casino, we don't need
Our customers to show their peens
When no 21's down
Yes, that was you, you clown
Leave this casino
Leave this casino
Da, da, da, da-da, da-da
Da, da, da, da-da, da-da
Da-da, da-da
Da-da, da-da, da-da
...for the curious, that's Latin for "person not welcome".
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Hey Cookie Cleaner, I can see you have become a Commeny Cleaner as wrll
"Commeny Cleaner". :D :D :D. Far righties always hypocritical, always incompetent, always ignorant.
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