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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Hurry Up"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Hurry Love"

Original Performer:

The Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Hurry Up"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some people aren't designed to move at high speeds. Other some people refuse to believe this...
I feel stuck, stu-u-u-uck, mud o-or such-like
And all your whines, whi-inin' that I waste time
Are obnoxious

I can't hurry u-u-up, so you'll just have to wait
My legs don't move that easy-y, you should be used to this, mate
I can't hurry up, man, you'll just have to wait
Just hold your ho-o-orses, in time arrival will ha-appen, mate

I do-on't have a fast gait, kinda la-a-ag
Don't mind a few ba-ack-shoves
But there's no friggin' end
Of your spit-soaked screamin'
It really needs to stop
Need to catch my breath
Yeah, you yell "Come on!" it's totally obnoxious

I can't hurry u-u-up (look), you'll just have to wait
Unlike you, I'm not speedy-y, I don't share your Flash-like pace
Although my own pace, isn't like a snail, mate
You're really-y pushi-i-in' me way too hard, I-I might break

Whether it's stairs or a mile-long walk, bro
You try to drag me on, an a-act I can't condone
You need to understand, ma-a-a-an, that i-it's wrong
To push this hard, I'll snap before long, you're bein' too obnoxious

I can't hurry u-u-up (dude), you'll just have to wait
I have to take it easy-y, so my legs don't snap in twain
I can't hurry up, you're gonna have to wait
Look, I've to-o-old you ten times, maybe more, I nee-eed a brea-eak (a break)

No, bud, bu-u-u-ud, I'm not "la-azy"
Is your brain just hazy?
Thought I'd explained it to you, you doink:
My legs do not work right
Although, to be clea-ear, they're ou-out of si-ight
Cause I lost 'em, I kinda lo-ost 'em (ooh, you heard me, ma-ate)
So take it easy, take it easy, you're obnoxious

I can't hurry up, bro, you'll just have to wait
What I sai-ai-aid before's lies, checkin' what facts you've retained
I can't hurry up, dude, you'll gonna have to wait
Focused on how I'm "lazy-y", not the words I try to say

"Look, dude, I told you, my legs are still kinda wo-" "HURRY UP, YA LITTLE SHIT!" "Dude, I don't have any le-" "WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW?!" "Uh, I'm actually half-snake and th-" "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!" "You're an ass"

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Jonathan - August 29, 2016 - Report this comment
I got here as fast as I could! 5's

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