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Song Parodies -> "He's All Covered In Bees"

Original Song Title:

"She's All I Wanna Be"

Original Performer:

Tate McRae

Parody Song Title:

"He's All Covered In Bees"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Bees, my god.
When I get somethin' on my face, somethin' that's alive
I will freak out in a big way 'til it dies and hard
Just like I did when I found out some folks are not scarred
By not one bug that's creepin' but enough to fill a yard
All of those legs rubbin' that close to my mouth
Think Tarantino might just cut all my lines out

Not a joy I think I could have
No weird trick that could change that fast
I don't care what kinda stings they have
Would be fine to take that risk and slap
So far from a hobby of mine
You'd have to go 'head and hypnotise
And since that ain't real, I won't do jack
Man, he's all covered in bees, all covered in bees? Screw that, screw that
Not a phobia, I'm just not mad, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

As a concept, it's just way off from the things I'm about
Like "out the shower, I stay dressed" and "swarms of bees? I'm out"
No problem with the folks who do that, not that guy now
You do you, cake yourself in bugs, seize the fun that you've found, oh-oh
But when someone posts it into my feed now
I still reserve the right to start wiggin' right out

I avoid things that make me mad
Which means dickholes get really glad
When they send me videos of that
All disguised like that old Rick Roll fad
No, I'm not friends with these rude guys
Sure, I once was, threw all that behind
Though I cut 'em off, still pull that crap
Man, he's all covered in bees, all covered in bees? Screw that, screw that
Kinda scared of my inbox, it's sad
Man, he's all covered in bees, all covered in bees

Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (he's all covered in bees? Screw that)
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh

So annoyed at myself, it's sad
That get over myself, I can't
All my claims that if you're doin' that
I've got zero problems? Total crap
'Cause I'll still say the sorta lines
That would get scrubbed from an "R" film, yikes
Wouldn't want those legs all down my crack
Man, he's all covered in bees, all covered in bees? Screw that
All covered in bees? Screw that
Never tried it, can still feel that crap (screw that)
Man, he's all covered in bees, all covered in bees? Screw that

The situation has only been made worse with the addition of yet more bees!

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Agrimorfee - August 14, 2024 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese, it saddens me to inform you that the above comment attributed to myself is NOT written by me. I only provide commentary on songs I know (hence why I rarely have been commenting on yours, as good as they probably are) And very likely BAD's is also a sham, because as far as I know he doesn't get involved in the Parody world any longer. The generally fake, BS, insincere, boring trolling crap that has taken over this site is one reason why I haven't been writing. I wish I can understand why you are targeted so much here. It's a GODDAMN shame.
bobpiecheese - August 14, 2024 - Report this comment
It probably won't surprise you that the "bobpiecheese" above you wasn't actually me either. If it had been me, there would've been a snarky acknowledgement that I know that you don't buy that whole "Cookie Cleaner" nonsense. Given how the fake me comments are mostly banal "thank you, it's appreciated" crap, it's hard to know how to respond. I am happy that you still believe in my skills despite not knowing the songs I parody, though! As happy as this dog that's apparently saying ARF in the security code :P

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