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Song Parodies -> "Harley Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Harley Girl"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

“We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mistah J.” – Harley Quinn
Joker:
Hiya, Harley
Harley Quinn:
Oh, heck
Joker:
You wanna go do some crimes?
Harley Quinn:
Nah, miss
Joker:
The hell?

Harley Quinn:
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
I can manage while you languish
Screw your stupid lair, rather be anywhere
Crime isn't payin', so I won't be stayin'
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
Hammer's brandished, do some damage
Gonna have my share of fun without you there
No longer takin' your abuse, just face it

A psychiatrist girl in a mad comic world
Got a job deep in Arkham, went badly
Joker:
Sure, I conned you because it's a gag, that's my schtick
So come here, back in line, take on Batsy
Harley Quinn:
Go screw off, I won't play
I won't say I'm always yours, ooh-oh-ooh

I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
You can't stand it that I've managed
To ignore your glare, no more come-hither stares
Unless I'm aimin' at Red, she's amazin'
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

Still not sure if I'm such a good hero-to-be
Reputation's been tarred by this jerk before me
Joker:
Come jump in, let's be friends, crank-call Gotham again
Bomb the town, fool around, I'm not sorry
Harley Quinn:
Dude, piss off, there's no way
That I'll stay and say I'm yours
You're a knob, have to say
And your lame jokes are so forced

Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
Still quite manic but my damage
Ain't aimed ev'rywhere without a single care
'Cause I hate stayin' in the police station
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
I can hack it, you're too batshit
To handle my flare and red-and-black-tipped hair
Your indignation gives me life, keep ragin'

Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

Oh, don't need you to have fun
Joker:
Fine, Harley, be my dear departed
Harley Quinn:
Try, you know I'll win

Thought I had upon completion: Wait, didn't Margot Robbie play Harley Quinn? And isn't she gonna be playing Barbie in the Barbie movie whenever that comes out? Huh. Oh well, time to try and get this stupid song outta my head.

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wildcard - December 17, 2022 - Report this comment
just when I thought the O S couldn't be made any worse as it was

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