Joker:
Hiya, Harley
Harley Quinn:
Oh, heck
Joker:
You wanna go do some crimes?
Harley Quinn:
Nah, miss
Joker:
The hell?

Harley Quinn:
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
I can manage while you languish
Screw your stupid lair, rather be anywhere
Crime isn't payin', so I won't be stayin'
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
Hammer's brandished, do some damage
Gonna have my share of fun without you there
No longer takin' your abuse, just face it

A psychiatrist girl in a mad comic world
Got a job deep in Arkham, went badly
Joker:
Sure, I conned you because it's a gag, that's my schtick
So come here, back in line, take on Batsy
Harley Quinn:
Go screw off, I won't play
I won't say I'm always yours, ooh-oh-ooh

I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
You can't stand it that I've managed
To ignore your glare, no more come-hither stares
Unless I'm aimin' at Red, she's amazin'
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

Still not sure if I'm such a good hero-to-be
Reputation's been tarred by this jerk before me
Joker:
Come jump in, let's be friends, crank-call Gotham again
Bomb the town, fool around, I'm not sorry
Harley Quinn:
Dude, piss off, there's no way
That I'll stay and say I'm yours
You're a knob, have to say
And your lame jokes are so forced

Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
Still quite manic but my damage
Ain't aimed ev'rywhere without a single care
'Cause I hate stayin' in the police station
I'm a Harley girl, it's my Harley world
I can hack it, you're too batshit
To handle my flare and red-and-black-tipped hair
Your indignation gives me life, keep ragin'

Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Nuh-uh-uh, yeah-eah
Joker:
Come on, Harley, let's go party
Harley Quinn:
Ooh, no-ooh, ooh, no-ooh

Oh, don't need you to have fun
Joker:
Fine, Harley, be my dear departed
Harley Quinn:
Try, you know I'll win