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Song Parodies -> "I Left My Parts in San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Left My Parts in San Francisco"

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The Lyrics

Wherein a man falls to pieces...quite literally.
It seems that I'm collapsin' near ev'ry single day
That's not a metaphor, it's literal, must say
Least it doesn't make me sore when my limbs all start detatchin'
Right now, they're all in one single foreign place

I left my parts in San Francisco
Both of my ears are on the beach
I think I lost one of my arms on that big-ass bridge, darn
Glad my scalp was lost with my hair, don't know where

My balls are lost in San Francisco
I can regenerate with ease
There's still parts of me in San Francisco
Could someone mail them back to me?

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Peter Andersson - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
From the title I expected a song about sex-change operations - but this is about lepresy, right?
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Neither of Peter's options make it more appealing; seems a childish or sick take-down of a favorite song and a favorite town. I was hoping it would be about heart-transplant surgery, but then the original title wouldn't need to be changed.
American Pharoah - April 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Would a parody on cannibalism be more to your liking, Doc?
Jack the Ripper - April 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Excellent black humor concept. Could use a couple more stanzas. I would start out with You left your heart in San Francisco? Big deal. I had a bad night in North Beach and left my ears, spleen, balls, a lung, and I spent an arm and a leg at the Hungry Eye!
Alpha Skua - July 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Robot or a Ventiliqusts Dummy

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