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Song Parodies -> "Reroute You"

Original Song Title:

"Without You"

Original Performer:

The Kid Laroi

Parody Song Title:

"Reroute You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Strawberry Ice Cream Supplemental" self-challenge. In fact, it's the final one! Huzzah! Ah, the in-car GPS. The bane of every trip planner's existence. Ever wonder how it feels? I do. Because I'm strange like that.
Always doubtin' the machine, you installed me, wait for the beep
And I'll reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (whoo-ooh-ooh)
Why'd you turn there? Need to work around the path you've given me
Got to reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (go, go)

Why did you do that? Now you'll have to go back
I give you directions because you pressed the "Open" and "Start" buttons
One would think that when you went and did that
It's 'cause you knew no path before your asshole self was seated, huh
I let you know, oh, that you should try the next left road, oh
You tore off in a bloody screamin' hurry, now the wrong way's where to go?

Screamin' loud at the machine, you missed the street, so let me beep
And then reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (whoo-ooh-ooh)
Really hurts for me to work around the shite you pull, trust me
Got to reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (go, go)
Oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
Reroute you, reroute you
Oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
Reroute you, reroute you

I always hear you makin' jokes about the way that I think there's roads
Where there's a river, my bad, crossed data lines
But did you know, oh, that you'd be fine if you would go, oh
Down the directions I first said? I worry constant changes make me blow (oh)

Cursin' out the dumb machine, I think your grievance is with thee
Let me reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (whoo-ooh-ooh)
Drive in circles, please don't put blame down on my circuits, trust me
Got to reroute you (go, go, go), reroute you (go, go)
Oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh, whoa-oh
Reroute you, reroute you (go, go, go)

Well, as annoying as the GPS can be at times, at least it's not some snot-nosed brat whining about his girl left him while calling her a ho. Fitting that the first song I heard from the little shit was called "So Done" 'cause that's what I am with him. At least I would be if I didn't have that very same song in my big list of songs to parody. I do this to myself.

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the_copout_of_parodies - January 27, 2022 - Report this comment
Another day. Yet another rubbish parody.

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