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Song Parodies -> "Butter"

Original Song Title:

"Butter"

Original Performer:

BTS

Parody Song Title:

"Butter"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Strawberry Ice Cream" self-challenge. Huh, two food songs in a row, didn't realise that until just now. Anyway, time for a criss-cross of two of my favourite things to do: make a song title more literal AND ramble about a foodstuff I can't stand!
Don't like butter, just the thought of it makes me shudder
And there'll be trouble if you try to make me eat that (ooh)
You will suffer, yeah, there's no way that you'll find cover (ah)
Did I stutter? Yeah, I'm makin' you sweat like that (cut it out)
Ooh, don't think I can get clearer, but you seem to be confused
But I don't want that yellow, no, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, so don't use it, right

Said I hate that awful stuff, please
Disgustin' goo, I will freak, trust me
If you try to force me to put that in my mouth to eat (hey)
I hate that awful stuff, please keep it off my roll

Don't want butter, ha, no, you can't hide it under
Thick peanut butter 'cause my tongue'll still taste all that
And no other substitute substance one can offer
Tastes good, don't bother with the margarine, man (cut it out)
Ooh, I've got enough as filler (hey!) between the bread, why don't you
Throw out that awful yellow? Gross, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, I won't use it, right

Said I hate that awful stuff, please
I'm gonna puke if I eat that, geez
You'll never convince me so just leave my sandwich in peace
Said I hate that awful stuff, please keep it off my roll

Doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, d-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo (keep it off my roll)
Doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, d-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, keep it off my roll (ooooooh, oh!)

I heard the click in your bright mind (oh!)
Found a mild contradiction: I like (oh!)
Choc'late cake and other things but I'd find
They've got butter, wait up, hold up
No checkmate 'cause they've been made so (oh!)
I can't taste the things inside I hate, bro
I'm sorry but you've failed bad, I'm afraid so (oh!)
Just go

I hate that awful stuff, please (hate that awful stuff, please)
I get that you don't agree, buddy
But it's not up to thee (hoo-ooh) what things that I'm allowed to eat (it's my choice what I eat)
I hate that awful stuff, please keep it off my roll

Don't like butter, makes me sputter when it enters my gob
Make another and don't mutter (ooh, scooby-doo, dooby-dooby) "what's his deal? Oh my God!"
Do I have to do the cliché (yeah!) "where's your manager?" deal today? (yeah!)
Awful, evil, gooey butter, yeah-eah-eah, keep it off my roll

Forgot to mention this last time, but my original plan for that song was "Crave" about wacky pregnancy cravings. It fell through when I realised that I couldn't fit the word at the end of a sentence in place of the original song's "I need you to stay" line. Oh well, someday...

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