-> "Early Walk"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Talk"
Parody Song Title:
"Early Walk"
The Lyrics
Sorry, I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
No doubt I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, early walk
Kills my heels ev'ry day, kinda hope they'll break
Can't walk very far if they're cracked really hard
I'll take the pain, never stand easy
So that I won't see you at 5:30
Ah-ah-ah
It's way too friggin' early to go on a hike
Ah-ah-ah
It's not yet bright and yet you're hyped, hyped, hyped
Told you I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
Clear that I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to walk, walk
Walk, walk, early walk
Pre-dawn takes the piss, just let me get more sleep
Long walks make me groan and the walk real slow
Your smile beams, full of zest, no crack? Doubt that
I keep trippin' on rocks, can't see shit at all
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
How can doin' this early be a thing you like?
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Do you just like the way I whine, whine, whine?
Look, man, I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
It's true, I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to walk, walk (early walk)
Proven I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
Listen, I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to early walk
Can you slow down? I'm not up to it, buddy
Must you drag me 'round? I'm not up to it, got no speed
Don't make me walk early, man, please
Walk early? Not me, I can't walk with ease
Walk's no breeze, walk early? Not me
Walk early, early, early, early, early, early
Early, early, early walk
So clear I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
Hard proof I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to walk, walk
This sucks, I hate this
Don't like it when you force this stuff on me
Yelled that I hate this
Why do we have to walk, walk early? Hate to walk, walk
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, early walk
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