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Song Parodies -> "Big Brother"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Chad Kroeger feat. Josey Scott

Parody Song Title:

"Big Brother"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

OS here. My contribution to Event 2 of The Parody Decathlon.
Sit on my chair
Try to watch Simpsons
But it ain't there
Not even reruns

No, Big Brother
Is on, where Bart should be

My mates say that Big Brother's the coolest
I have to say I can't agree
Just these people who live with each other
Voters evict the votees

Saw on TV
Big Bro will come back
Could someone kill me?
I can not take that

A house full of housemates
How does that make, a show addicting?

While I try to watch my fave TV shows
Big Brother will be there instead
I ask how long will the season last fo'
Then I can stop bashing heads

Now that the season is over
I can go watch the good ol' tube
And at the same time I might as well
Put out the Dreamworld fire too

And I know that I've committed a crime
And I'll be sent to rot in jail
But at least their TV will have Primetime
And I won't be bugged by mail

And the TV slots (time slots)
All taken up (by that)
Dumb reality show

I don't see the point (of it)
Don't int'rest me (all those)
Twits living together

For one million (dollars)
Australian (that is)
At least in my country

Dumb show...
"Votee" is my way of saying a person who gets voted for, as opposed to "voter" (like "employee" and "employer"). Oh, and "fire" has two syllables here, as in "fy-er".Stay tuned for my version of WDSTF (maybe)!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Matthias - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Never seen the show, but love the OS!!!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I vote a 555 to make the conqueror of parodies stay in the AmIRight house.
Johnny D - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) I lived in a co-ed co-op house when I was at M.I.T. ... it was kind of like "Big Brother" in some ways, I guess!
tomario - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON:- i can so identify with this the misses was hooked thank god its finished. thank god for amiright super job 555
Stuart McArthur - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath2) good work providing the OS that plays immediately on clicking, bobpie - that makes it so much more accessible, esp when, like me, you don't know the OS - and my sentiments exactly on Big Brother, and that Dreamworld house would be hell on earth imho - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC2) Top work here, Bob...UK Big Brother (7) has just been won by a punk with Tourette's, narrowly beating the Welshest bloke in the world, and a white girl who talks like Bob Marley. Nuff said...555
Jeff Reuben - September 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I caught one season of Big Brother that worked for me, some guy who told everyone he was going to lie to them, lied anyway, and they still believed him. I couldn't agree more with the rest of the seasons.
Arwen - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I've never been a fan of reality TV anyway...(I turn on the TV to get AWAY from reality, right?)...but Big Brother always did seem more annoying than most of the others...nicely done!
Josh 2 - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathon :O you dissed big bro :O you must die, but u still get 5s

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