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Song Parodies -> "Pin Curves? Must Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Pin Curves? Must Drive"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Hairpin turns? Love 'em, they're awesome.
Pin curves? Must drive
Pin curves? Must drive

Pin curves? Must drive (I must drive)
Pin curves? Must drive (you know I must drive)
Tight curves all the time (my, oh, my)
Tight curves, gotta drive (just watch me fly)

(Won't avoid) The road curves, most folks'd tense up
(Won't avoid) I say that's just quitter stuff
(Won't avoid) I'm excited when I find
Pin curves? Must drive

Pin curves? Must drive (I must drive)
Pin curves? Must drive (it's true, I must drive)

I'm filled with that fuel (with that fuel)
Might think me a fool (kind of a fool)

(Hit those curves) No matter what car I'm in
(Hit those curves) No matter my demerits
(Hit those curves) No matter how much folks cry
"Pin curves? Don't drive"

Pin curves? Must drive (I must drive)
Pin curves? Must drive (just watch me brake and slide)

Pin curves? Must drive
Pin curves? Must drive
Pin curves? Must drive
Pin curves? Must drive
Pin curves? Must drive

Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking
Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking
Big girls cry when their heart is breaking

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