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Song Parodies -> "Vault"

Original Song Title:

"Salt"

Original Performer:

Ava Max

Parody Song Title:

"Vault"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The bank vault has been robbed! No, I don't mean the money's been taken out of it...
Oh, oh, I don't have good news
We might be a bit screwed, oh, oh
Oh, oh, cam'ra had a good view
But I still don't have a clue, oh, oh
If they had made a hole, I'd see how they got in
The tools they were usin' but that's not the problem
'Cause the bank's been robbed but the safe has no hole
Or one in any wall, oh, oh

They straight stole the vault, whole thing's gone bye-bye
A giant metal box vanished almost before my eyes
Stole the whole damn vault, hell of a surprise
Wanna make a deposit but I can't put it inside
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 'cause they stole the vault
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, somehow stole the vault

Oh, oh, just a big-ass empty space
Mighty metal money case? No more
Oh, oh, must've turned off the alarm
Or I'm deaf when I doze off, oh-oh
How could someone walk off with that iron hugeness?
Have they trained in magic, shrunk it into cuteness?
Think my brain might pop if I think 'bout it more
Fall on all this new floor, oh, oh

Since they stole the vault, been left open wide
It looks far less closed-off and I think that it looks real nice
Wait, they stole the vault, get back on track, mind
Look 'round the empty spot to see if there's clues left behind
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, somehow stole the vault
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, stole the whole damn vault

It's gone goodbye, bye, bye
How? When? Where? Why? Why? Why?
It's hurtin' my, my mind

How'd they steal the vault? Not one cam'ra spied (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh)
Any transition from "it's there" and "it's not", don't know why (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Disappeared the vault, all that's left is lines
From where dust couldn't fall 'cause that's where that big box would lie
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, now there is no vault
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (oh-oh-oh-oh), somehow stole the vault

Well, that's one way of dealing with not knowing the combination...

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