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Song Parodies -> "Undulates"

Original Song Title:

"Suffocate"

Original Performer:

J. Holiday

Parody Song Title:

"Undulates"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

What's the best way to test your physics engine? Pranking your colleague with a disgustingly wiggly, jiggly belly! If you wanna get punched, that is...
I'm glad you've got an engine to show off, video game physics take lots
Of blood, sweat and tears, honest-to-God truth
But the way it's shown off, I ask why, it's meltin' my brain, not a sight
I really like, tell me: what's wrong with you? Confused
Could've been a plate of jelly, right, would impress me, also tasty
But you had to be a jerk (a jerk)
Not the worst way that you could be a douche with that set of program tools
But it's still a level of rude (oh, oh, oh-oh)

'Cause all I see right in front of me
I just see some obesity
Fat undulates, I think my brain might leave, sure, it's not my greatest peeve
Still wanna gouge out my eyes
Must I see what you've served for me?
Hate to see this obesity
Fat undulates, it's not the waves I seek, might be overstated, please
Still wanna gouge out my eyes

It's technic'lly impressive, yes, it's like I'm physic'lly right there
And smellin' all the sweat and B.O. fumes
A perfect render of the hairy blubber, not one texture glitch is shown
Thumbs up in a tick, I need to puke, hurl
Why not prove you've gotten water right? That's some tricky shit, no lie
Why this shirtless chunky dude?
I just don't get your chosen method because the last time that I checked it
The script doesn't call for this, it's true (say why)

Why must I see this in front of me (buddy, oh-ooh-oh-ooh)?
Rippled sea of obesity (this obesity)
Fat undulates with no damn reason, please tell me why you needed me (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
To wanna gouge out my eyes (I wanna gouge my eyes)
I don't need this shit served to me (there's no need, no)
There's no scene for obesity (ho-oh-ooh-ooh)
"Fat undulates" not what I wrote, you see, must be some weird joke on me (oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
To wanna gouge out my eyes (whoo!)

I'm soundin' like a jerk
My comments may cause some hurt
It's not fat itself that makes me puke
Don't take my words right out of context, dude (ooh)
Fat in motion, so sudden, that's rude (oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Look, when I see this in front of me
Sudden scene of obesity (shock obesity)
Fat undulates in 4K, can't unsee, why did you that to me (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
I wanna gouge out my eyes (wanna gouge out my eyes, whoa-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)
You would freak if you had to see (ho-ooh, if you had to see)
Sudden scenes of obesity (you would be actin' like me)
Fat undulates, it's not that pleasant, please don't do that or else you'll see (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Your fundin' gone from your eyes (your fundin' gone from your eyes, oh-oh-ooh-ooh)

Ooh, no, no, hate to see
Ooh, no, no, hate to see (hate to see)
Ooh, no, no, hate to see, ooh, no, no (whoo!)
Ooh, no, no, hate to see
Ooh, no, no, hate to see

Nerd: I've been waiting two years for Volley Ball Babes 6000! It's got way more bikinis than VB5K! Plus, I hear you can make the balls different colors!
Goat: I just hope they improve the secondary motion engine. It makes the, uh... backgrounds look awesome.

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