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Song Parodies -> "Lithper"
Original Song Title:
"Slither"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Velvet Revolver
Parody Song Title:
"Lithper"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Dude has a lisp. Like, a full-on Daffy Duck lisp. And he's not a fan. Enjoy!
Thay
Thpray
Thay
When anybody talkth to me
They don't take me theriouthly
Becauthe my "th"'th don't come out ri-ight
I have alwayth been a lithper
It'th never been real fun for me
Compared to Daffy Duck too many ti-imeth (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, it'th quite the bothe-er
On ev'ry "th" the thpit getth in ev'ryone'th eye-eyeth
Apo-ologieth
Thay
Thpray
Thay
Ev'ry teacher tried to tell me
"Belief in yourthelf'th all you need"
Tell that to thothe athhole thpeech team gu-uyth
Wish I wath leth of a lithper
Gay athumptionth would be thimpler
Than being called "Tigger" for the tenth ti-ime (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, hate taking orde-erth
At Macca'th where I work, mutht athk if they want frie-ieth
They do-on't get me
Can't not take orde-erth
Cauthe making food would violate hygiene lawth, ri-ight
It ge-etth to me-e-e-e
Ooh-ooh
The only hope I thee for me
Ith if Thylvethter or Daffy
Need a new voice, then that would be fi-ine
Yeah, I've been to docto-orth
And they've come up with thod-all ev'ry thingle ti-ime
That rea-eally reekth
Tho pleathe don't offe-er
Your back-handed empty attemptth at pity, I-I
Know you-ou're laughing
Thay
Thpray
Thay
Thpray
Thay
When anybody talkth to me
They don't take me theriouthly
Becauthe my "th"'th don't come out ri-ight
I have alwayth been a lithper
It'th never been real fun for me
Compared to Daffy Duck too many ti-imeth (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, it'th quite the bothe-er
On ev'ry "th" the thpit getth in ev'ryone'th eye-eyeth
Apo-ologieth
Thay
Thpray
Thay
Ev'ry teacher tried to tell me
"Belief in yourthelf'th all you need"
Tell that to thothe athhole thpeech team gu-uyth
Wish I wath leth of a lithper
Gay athumptionth would be thimpler
Than being called "Tigger" for the tenth ti-ime (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Yeah, hate taking orde-erth
At Macca'th where I work, mutht athk if they want frie-ieth
They do-on't get me
Can't not take orde-erth
Cauthe making food would violate hygiene lawth, ri-ight
It ge-etth to me-e-e-e
Ooh-ooh
The only hope I thee for me
Ith if Thylvethter or Daffy
Need a new voice, then that would be fi-ine
Yeah, I've been to docto-orth
And they've come up with thod-all ev'ry thingle ti-ime
That rea-eally reekth
Tho pleathe don't offe-er
Your back-handed empty attemptth at pity, I-I
Know you-ou're laughing
Thay
Thpray
Thay
God, I hope I didn't spell anything wrong. And for those wondering why "wish" still has the s in it, I checked (and by "check" I mean "found a Youtube vid of a Daffy Duck cartoon that I knew beforehand that he says "wish" in it") and the "sh" sound isn't affected by a lisp. Well, a Daffy Duck or stereotypical-gay lisp, anyway. Those with lateral lisps (like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age) would say otherwise.
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