I've heard it was claimed
A suckers-born-per-minute rate
1-to-1, lord
I'll put that to the test, for sure
A little e-mail there
I'm hopin' it will make you share
All your details
It's rare this trick will fail

So I'll phish you
Doubt you're gonna miss this bait
So I'll phish you, ho-oh
No way you will miss this bait

Huge effort went
Into e-mail replication
Official fonts
Proper layouts, it can't look off
Or else you might work out
What this is really all about
Look and see
Copied their address easy

Now I'll phish you
Get your numbers, it's ordained
Now I'll phish you
Credit card deets, yes, ordained

Don't you delay
I've got mansions that need my name
Don't Google shit
There are yachts that don't have me drunk on deck
Won't call you a fool
Wait, yes, I am, you are my dupe
A moron
Give me what I want

Let me phish you (oh-ho-oh)
All your cash, I'll piss away
Let me phish you, yeah-eah
Your whole income, pissed away (I'll phish you)

I don't have all day
Nobody else has snagged the bait
You're the one dork
With no junk mail filter, the best score
You simply sit and stare
I hacked your webcam, see you there
Force me to wait
'Til I can spend your pay
Want to phish you, yeah-heah
Let me phish you
Just let me spend your pay

Want to phish you
So I can go spend your pay
Let me phish you, yeah-eah
Cause I want to spend your pay (thus, must phish you)
Want to phish you
It's not like you spend your pay
Let me phish you, yeah-eah
I know how you spend your pay (know how you spend your pay)
But I can't take it away (let me take and spend your pay)
Are you just too dim for bait?
Let me phish you, yeah-eah
Swear you're far too dim for bait