-> "Bogus Resolution"
Original Song Title:
"Smoke & Retribution"
Flume ft. Vince Staples & Kučka
Parody Song Title:
I'm a fan of stories and that one was shite
Well, 'bout ninety-five percent wasn't, last five weren't right
Meant to tightly end the half-a-dozen drip-fed, scattershot plot lines
Other shows have had to tackle many more, they did it fine
Did you, like, drain the budget dry on the top-notch cast?
As an excuse, it's just grand in the sarcastic way there, man
I'd try to get my money back if I thought you'd cough up
That's a waste of time like the show, what a dump, yeah
Invited my friends 'round for a great showing
Not knowin' it would be disappointing
All of us were clingin' to the edges
Of the couch, not knowin' you'd depress us
Just waitin' for the perfect explanation
To the villain's plot, but then the pacin'
Got whizzed down the leg, and so I want to
Ask: how did that shit endin' come from you, please?
You were doin' so damn well
Each week after each ep, I lost myself in fanart hell
Discussin' with others 'bout character decisions, well
I guess I wasted cash on high net speed
This will go down in history as the worst thing on live TV
Apart from jumpin' sharks and other dumps that sucked
I may have gone too far, this show's still fresh in my thoughts
So I'm still really pissed off that, in ev'ry way, you just screwed up
Surprised that you left the credits intact, bud, yeah
Gettin' all this out should leave me tired
But that endin' lit in me a fire
Bogus resolution, wasn't worth it
All my merchandise, tempted to burn it
I'm kinda shocked the internet ain't ragin'
The way that I am, thought they would hate it
Ev'rythin' you showed us was the worst, dude
So much, no point plannin' how I'll hurt you, see
It can't just only be me and all my friends on my seats
Who can tell what is the worst, really hurts how you were jerks
Did no-one notice the worst because that final fight was super tight
I will grant that, 'twas some good action but I'll never let this lie
Gonna spread the word online that the endin' was pure shite
No, it isn't just nitpicks, nothin' 'bout the shots were right
I'll have ev'ryone of you hacks branded for your careers as that
How dare you let that douche fighter twat hook up with the princess? That's crap
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