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Song Parodies -> "Hazy Fate"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Hazy Fate"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's a common trope for the bad guy to be taken out with them just falling off a cliff or a building, never to be seen again. The unclear nature of their final end can irk some people...
"CURSE YOU ALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Hazy what happened, you know
Was he defeated? Not that clear, so
Maybe he got away
It was a big fall, should check down there someday

Got an awkward feelin'
That his death got faked
Sweet victory derailed by a hazy fate
Just plunged right off that rail, such a hazy fate

That blows

Not list'nin' to speeches from leader-type tools
No, my brain has clocked out to run a thought spool
Are we sure the villain died from the long fall?
Sure, he had no helmet but he sure was swol

There's doubt that's not leavin'
With his giant frame
That death from off that rail seems a hazy fate
He'd need to be quite frail for no hazy fate

I know that paranoia's wrong, but see
Who wants to see that prick return? Yeah-eah, yeah

We should withhold your parades; first: they're dumb
And second: we've got to confirm that he's snuffed
Hazy, a state I can't bear
When my fear's debunked, then you can have your fair

Looked a bit too easy
One kick, gone away?
A slow fall from a rail's just a hazy fate
Must know if that fight failed, don't like hazy fates

Bullshit! "Withhold" shouldn't have two h's, spellcheck! Anyways, this is the first version of this song that I ever heard. It's really hard to sing the song without hearing those cheesy synth strings in my head.

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