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Song Parodies -> "Cake Lies"
Original Song Title:
"Fake Smile"
Original Performer:
Ariana Grande
Parody Song Title:
"Cake Lies"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
You know that meme that was buzzing around Twitter a while ago with these cakes that looked exactly like ordinary objects? Imagine if that resulted in some deep-seated paranoia...
After (after) laughter comes fear
After (after) laughter comes fear
I know that I might just be potty
And that ev'ryone will prob'bly ignore me
But can't they see? They have to see now
Reason why I tend to freak now, alarmin'
It was just a dumb meme at the start
But as time was flowin', my brain skipped out on the part
Where it was simply dumb yet real impressive fun
And it chose to panic about ev'rything I love
All just cake, it's all just lies
All just cake, must find a knife
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
I look insane the way I slice
But I must know the truth to feel fine
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies
I'm scared that ev'rything around me
Is fondant wrapped around sponge cake, see, sounds crazy
Not much that you can do to stop me
From doin' tests, I won't be stoppin', don't blame me
It's those internet videos
That turned me all doubtful and slaughtered my hopes
That ev'rything I touch is what I thought it was
Gettin' really hungry 'cause I fear my diet's done
All just cake, it's all such lies
All just cake, say "Hi!" to knives
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Can't touch my steak, my beer, my pie
'Cause I fear the real truth what's inside
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies
Love desserts, I ain't gon' lie about it
Still want other kinds of food, don't doubt it
Might be mad, I ain't gon' lie about it
Cake's all I can see, it's true, yuh
Gone berserk, I ain't gon' lie about it
With what I do to learn truth, can't doubt it
Always grasp, I ain't gon' lie about it
Too strong, I'd be mad, it's true, yuh (it's all just cake)
All just cake, it's all just lies (it's all just lies)
All just cake, must slice with knives
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I hope one day, I will feel fine (will feel fine)
And feel to safe to eat food, not this time
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies, yeah
After (after) laughter comes fear
I know that I might just be potty
And that ev'ryone will prob'bly ignore me
But can't they see? They have to see now
Reason why I tend to freak now, alarmin'
It was just a dumb meme at the start
But as time was flowin', my brain skipped out on the part
Where it was simply dumb yet real impressive fun
And it chose to panic about ev'rything I love
All just cake, it's all just lies
All just cake, must find a knife
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
I look insane the way I slice
But I must know the truth to feel fine
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies
I'm scared that ev'rything around me
Is fondant wrapped around sponge cake, see, sounds crazy
Not much that you can do to stop me
From doin' tests, I won't be stoppin', don't blame me
It's those internet videos
That turned me all doubtful and slaughtered my hopes
That ev'rything I touch is what I thought it was
Gettin' really hungry 'cause I fear my diet's done
All just cake, it's all such lies
All just cake, say "Hi!" to knives
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Can't touch my steak, my beer, my pie
'Cause I fear the real truth what's inside
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies
Love desserts, I ain't gon' lie about it
Still want other kinds of food, don't doubt it
Might be mad, I ain't gon' lie about it
Cake's all I can see, it's true, yuh
Gone berserk, I ain't gon' lie about it
With what I do to learn truth, can't doubt it
Always grasp, I ain't gon' lie about it
Too strong, I'd be mad, it's true, yuh (it's all just cake)
All just cake, it's all just lies (it's all just lies)
All just cake, must slice with knives
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I hope one day, I will feel fine (will feel fine)
And feel to safe to eat food, not this time
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ooh
All just cake lies, lies
All just cake lies, cake lies, yeah
Basically this is this video (www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqVG8aAYlM) in song form, minus the cannibalism. Wow, there's a sentence.
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