It's a pile of dust
A pain in the arse
Cause I kno-o-ow it'll ge-et i-in my undies
Oh, I loathe sunny days
No, I-I-I-I-I don't want to play
You don't ca-a-are I think sa-and, sand's no-ot neat

I'm so-orry, buddy
Sa-a-and's not neat
No-o-o, sa-a-a-and's no-o-ot neat
Oh, sa-and's not fo-or me
Sand ha-ates me

You know I hate to walk upo-on
Any sand at all
Cause there's hidde-en crustacea-eans that pinch me
I won't lie, I don't like
Bei-in' stu-u-u-uck with you here
It's too ho-o-ot, blame the sa-and, sand's no-ot neat

Still so-orry, buddy
Sa-a-and's not neat
No-o, sa-a-a-and's no-o-ot nea-eat
Oh, sa-and's ju-ust not fo-or me
Sand loa-oathes me

I to-old you, buddy
Sa-a-and's not neat
No, sa-a-a-and's no-o-ot nea-eat
Oh, sa-and's ju-ust not fo-or me
Sand ha-ates me
When will you understand that I think sa-a-and's not neat?
No, sa-a-a-and's not nea-eat
Trust me sa-and su-cks, no-o fa-a-an
Sand loa-oathes me a lot