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Song Parodies -> "Played in Slow Motion"

Original Song Title:

"Cake by the Ocean"

Original Performer:

DNCE

Parody Song Title:

"Played in Slow Motion"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. A man professes his love of slow motion, and not the Juvenile song. Or the Trey Songz song. And probably some others. Anyway.
Ooh na-na-a

Slow-mo
Ev'rythin' looks cooler with it, true, bro
Action scenes? Explosions? Watchin' sheets fold?
Maybe not that last one, have you tried, though? Right no-o, ah
Slow down ev'ry single scene, I'll slow down ev'ry single scene (huh)
Batman's now crawlin' to me, Superman's now crawlin' to me (ah-ah-ah)
Watchin' all the loose debris, watchin' all the loose debris (huh)
See it movin' so beautif'lly, it's Zack Snyder's wettest dream

Slower than gravy
Drags out tension that's already strainin', whoa-oh
Let's watch the frame-rate dip into "lazy"
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)
Sure, you can hate me
Makin' films last more than they should be, whoa-oh
But I don't care, I do this thing daily
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)

Ooh na-na-a

Hot damn
I once thought fruit carts were borin' as crap
Ev'ry chase scene, they show up just like that
But slow-mo carnage is a thing of art, man, oh ma-an, oh-oh-oh, ah
Rewatch ev'ry single scene, I'll rewatch ev'ry single scene (huh)
Chris Pratt's now crawlin' to me, Chris Hemsworth's now crawlin' to me (ah-ah-ah)
Turns high drama into cheese, turns high drama into cheese (huh)
When the words get all stretched out, see, the funniest thing to me (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Scenes move like gravy
Pick out that random extra who's wavin', whoa-oh
That urgent runnin' now looks so lazy (ha)
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)
Go 'head and hate me (yeah, hate me now)
Ruin any mood buildin' on screen, whoa-oh
I still don't care, I'll still slow scenes daily
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)
Ooh-ooh-ah-ha-ah-ah
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)
Ooh-ooh-ah-ha-ah-ah
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)

Hey
It's friggin' addictive
Hahaha
Watch those dudes swerve

So slow like gravy (like pourin' gravy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y)
Keep track of ev'ry car here that's racin', whoa-oh-oh-oh (whoa-oh)
I'd pay attention, but I'm quite lazy
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh) (hey)
If you want, hate me (sure, hate me now)
This rate, will take days for one movie, whoa-oh-oh-oh
But up yours, mate, I'll still slow down daily (this remote is mine)
Ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I love the flow when (I love it) things are played in slow motion (huh) (ha-ah-yeah-eah-eah)

I'll slow it whenever I damn want to, right
My TV, so I'm free to kill the mood at times
Just watch it and laugh at those weird faces, right (ah-ya-ya-ya-ya, I)
Love the flow when things are played in slow motion (huh)

Crap, forgot to make a Matrix joke. Oh well. Also, just had to put "rewatch" into my Firefox dictionary. The hell?

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