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Song Parodies -> "Huge Brunch"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Huge Brunch"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Brunch (or "morning tea") is a light snack between breakfast and lunch tha- no, I said a LIGHT snack, a LIGHT, oh good Lord...
An invite from you
Not a thing I've desired, rumour train's not that fun, it's true, oy
'Cause I've heard that you
Tend to go overboard on the spread, hoping that's not true, mate, huge pain
Though I thought I'd still go, can't be a liar (that'd suck)
Was curious and lo, regret that flyer, ooh-ah

It's a problem, this is such a huge brunch
Who could eat this all? A really huge brunch
Can't stop thinking it's a frigging huge brunch (uh-huh)
Jaw's been sinking at this fricking huge brunch
It's a meal that ain't quite breakfast or lunch
It's a snack, so why the fragging huge brunch?
Must be honest, it looks totally nuts
What glutton wants this? Who would want a huge brunch?

'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch
'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch

Is this a joke?
'Cause there's whole slabs of meat and huge bowls full of greens
Should know now, should know now
It's overflowed
And I have double-checked, you don't have enough guests
Too low now, too low now
No-one was a no-show, I must enquire (ask straight up):
Are we supposed to bloat, have more spare tires? Ooh-ah

That's a problem, this is such a huge brunch
We can't eat this all, this really huge brunch
We're all thinking it's a frigging huge brunch (uh-huh)
Hearts are clenching at this fricking huge brunch
All we needed was some nibbles to munch
Just a snack, so why the fragging huge brunch?
I can hear the table creaking a bunch
Nobody wants this, who would want a huge brunch?

'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch
'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch

Got no time to eat it, will soon be time for lunch, see
You're screwed now, n-now, now, n-now
Got no, got no feeling that that's all fresh, not old food
So screwed now, n-now (ah-ah-ah), screwed now, n-now (ah-ah-ah)

It's your problem, man, you've got a huge brunch
Can you eat it all? This really huge brunch
Should be thinking it's a frigging huge brunch (uh-huh)
Not expecting that, a fricking huge brunch
You'll feed off the leftovers for six months
That's not bad, it's still a fragging huge brunch
Did the best-before date simply sneak up?
But we don't want this, we don't want a huge brunch

'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch
'Cause it's huge, 'cause it's huge
A real huge brunch

You could say that the spread was...too much. Eh? Eh? I'll go.

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