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Song Parodies -> "Stocks Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Stocks Man"

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The Lyrics

Some men in pillories don't have a lot of fun. Other men in pillories, are somehow having a ball...

Stocks man
Why the hell do you have a big smile?
Face red all over
From all the tomatoes thrown right at your eyes
Stocks man
No-one seems to know what was your crime
And that would be funny
I don't know if your wrongs are worth your plight
Stocks man
Stuck in there with a really big smile
Stocks man
No pain on your face, just a big smile

Stocks man (you've got a big smile)
Stocks man (what's with the big smile?)
Stocks man (got such a big smile)
Stocks man (somehow, a big smile)
Stocks man (so odd, your big smile)

Must give it straight to ya:
You're my biggest confuser
I sometimes wonder if you are real
Only in my dreams, I see such joy
Are you just into bondage?
Fan of being held hostage?
Is this just your method to pretend things are okay?
Stocks man
So confused here about your big smile
Stocks man
I've asked, you just sing 'bout your big smile

Stocks man (you're in chains but you've got a big smile)
Stocks man (what's with your big smile?)
Stocks man (infectious big smile)
Stocks man (I share your big smile)
Stocks man (your cheesy big smile)
Stocks man (guards hate your big smile)
Stocks man ("Quit with that big smile!")
Stocks man (won't stop your big smile)
Stocks man (your rebel big smile)
Stocks man (envy your big smile)
Stocks man (if I was you, I'd lack the big smile)
Stocks man (I'd have no big smile)
Stocks man (couldn't think "big smile")
Stocks man (don't get your big smile)
Stocks man (do love your big smile)

Stocks man, stocks ma-a-an
How can you be happy locked up all night?
Goddamn, stocks ma-a-an
Never gonna leave here but you're alright

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Dylan Baranski - June 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Somehow, I had a feeling this parody was going to be about this or stockbrokers. That aside, here's 555 smiles for you.

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