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Song Parodies -> "She-Hulk, Strong Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Sulky Girl"

Original Performer:

Elvis Costello

Parody Song Title:

"She-Hulk, Strong Girl"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

She's savage! She's sensational! She's all-new savage! She's Jennifer Walters a.k.a. She-Hulk!
A lawyer, mainly criminal defense, took too many bullets
A crime boss left her form for dead
Since he's a jerk, but what happened next?
Blood transfusion was required quick
They brought in her cousin, but that brought a hitch
Bruce Banner's blood has somethin' of a glitch

Jennifer Walters is now stuck
Turnin' ridiculously strong
At first with her rage then by will, she becomes
Sensational She-Hulk, strong girl

She doesn't rampage cross the town, her skin condition brings no frowns
So filled with sass cause of her new frame
No shyness in there but still kept all of her brains
Radiation had helped her break out
Of her shell, man, mock her leotard
She'll smack you to another planet, dope

Jennifer Walters really loves
Bein' ridiculously strong
Seven-foot-tall babe is what she now becomes
Sensational She-Hulk, strong girl

Hulky girl
As a weak, puny human, she was shy (hey)
But as this
Non-Greek Amazon, she plain loves to fight
Shrugs off bullets like a tank
Burst through enemy ranks
A cure? That's her fear, see
She hates bein' so weak
Hulky girl
Hulky girl

A flaunty pose, a show of power, keeps my head down for a few hours
Not like that, you pervert, I just love her flair
The names that she's taken, can't give a list, would take years
Sometimes clueless 'bout the fourth of walls
Other times, she sees me and the captions, too
Useful when she lawyers: "Here's the script, see? Not guilty!"

Jennifer Walters loves to punch
Since she's ridiculously strong
She wants to remain as the beast she's become
Sensational She-Hulk, strong girl
In fact, one time she did
Forced to remain in her muscle-packed frame
She gave no boo-hoo's, no angst, she just felt great
Sensational She-Hulk, strong girl

Hulky girl
Puttin' those foolish henchman through their paces
Love to see
Her do so outside comics, in toons, games and others
But I'm still in suspense
To see her make dents
And see justice dispensed
In film, I'd wait forever
Hulky girl
Hulky girl
Hulky girl
Hulky girl

Stupid rights issues with Universal. Though given what happened with Fox...

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Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni - August 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Love it! Elvis Costello just so happens to be my favorite musician of all time!
Matthias - September 19, 2018 - Report this comment
Loved the non-dirty dirty line haha PLUS I had no idea that she broke the 4th wall like Deadpool. Funny and educational stuff!!

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