Oh, how to not be rude when dealin' with a jester
Kinda his job to clown, it's true, but I've seen it done better
How can you hate someone when you see that he tries?
Easy, a pain in the hole is what he's like
Yeah, still hate to be rude
But this obnoxious jester, yeah, with his schtick, I'm through

Cause he's a creepy, freaky weirdo who won't leave me
Despite all my hintin' that I've run out of laughs
I hate that stupid, useless fool because he's ruined
The concept of grinnin', such a pain in the ass, oh, oh

Oh, you'd think that it's hard to completely fail at slapstick
But this dude flops each part, I'm somehow not ecstatic
When he's fallin' down face first just like the great fool
That I paid his ass to be, I'm not sure which comedy rule
Oh, that he's ignored or failed
But what it boils down to is this: jester, go away (hey!)

Cause you're a creepy, needy weirdo who won't leave me
Ignore my requestin' to get all your props packed
You're such a stupid, clueless fool because you've ruined
Your own trade of jestin', you're bottom of your class
Man, you're a freaky, creepy weirdo who won't leave me
No amount of hintin' seems to get through, you prat
No, you dumb, clueless, stupid fool, how dare you ruin (dude, leave now)
The pratfall, don't you get it? We're done here, you twat

When you make those awful japes, my palm hits my head
Though I've tried communicatin' that you should quit
All the words I've yelled and swore, waved off with your hand
And you just started jugglin' the bricks I tossed, damn

Cause you're a stupid, useless fool because you've ruined (dude, leave now)
The word "entertainment", next time, I think I'll pass
Cause he's a creepy, freaky weirdo who won't leave me
No fun holdin' payment, scarred my brain with your laugh
You're such a stupid, useless fool because you've ruined (dude, leave now)
The word "fun", I hate it, leave now, your time's well past

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ev'rybody, ev'rybody hates your ass now
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Ev'rybody, ev'rybody hates your ass now