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Song Parodies -> "Hyrule Kingdom"

Original Song Title:

"Tragic Kingdom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Hyrule Kingdom"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Why have I written more parodies about first-person shooters (a genre I suck at) and yet none about The Legend of Zelda (a franchise I love)? Time to remedy that!
Take this with you, please
It's dangerous for one to go alone

This is a magical place, where human ears are long
They're not elves, that's wrong
We're Hylians in this kingdom
Unless you're Zora or Goron
Point is, we're under attack by Ganondorf, he's mad
The Gerudo's king
All that he wants is the Triforce
So I'm askin' you to save us, Link

Find the Master Sword now, Link, the blade of evil's bane, you'll find
Along with more trinkets for you to get, don't waste time

You'll need a bow, young hero, and bombs for mass explosions
Find cracks in the walls
There'll be cool stuff (really cool stuff) right behind 'em (right behind 'em)
More health or a monster fight, it's all your call
Save up Rupees on the go to afford bombs and arrows
And other such tools
Don't forget to (don't forget to) hold your shield up (hold that shield up)
Then you won't just die like a fool

We depend on you now, Link, bottle those fairies for more life
Gain allies on your trip, hopefully means you won't die
Cause this is the Hyrule kingdom
So filled with monsters, your quest may seem hopeless

There's Stalfos and Beamos, Skulltulas and Like Likes
The temples are crawlin' with Keese of all kinds
Some are ice, some fire-type, they're all pains in the arse
Better watch for Octoroks when swimmin' by the wharf
Always talk to the villagers, they can be hint givers
Or they'll give you a side quest for a nice bonus

Whatever path you choose, Link, you will need courage, cause you'll find
A lot of scary things, make sure to aim for their eyes
Ooh, if they've got one eye, they'll quickly die
From shots to said eye
You should never give up, Link, it may seem scary, very true, no lie
Don't quit now, we'll die
Go and save the Hyrule kingdom
Ganondorf's awful reign should never happen

Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom
Link, go save the Hyrule kingdom

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

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