Maybe what's seen as hot to girls is not that damn clear-cut
Ain't just dudes like Thor or Rogers comma Steve
Lookin' for somethin' more, I suppose this
Amphibian man is far from bogus

She types a post "I'm in love with him"
She wants a wetter man
No Doug Jones lover, it's more than him
She wants a wetter man
She loves the wetter man
Why love the wetter man?
Oh-oh-oh

Murmurs to herself, when it's on-screen, she's all aglow
Can't stop herself, oh-oh-oh
When I ask her, she swears that she's not
One of those furry nerds, story's just strong
So confusin', can't tell her she's wrong

She likes his scales, she's in love with him
Longs for a wetter man
The blue-ish colour turns her cheeks red
She loves that wetter man
Not only her who just loves him
Who needs a wetter man
The whole of Tumblr wants that fishstick
They want a wetter man
They love a wetter man
They need a wetter man
Yeah

She loves him, yeah
Why that is, she just can't say
She needs him, yeah
We all have our weird crushes
She wants her wetter man (she wants her wetter man)
She'll have her wetter man (she'll have her wetter man)
Can't judge her wetter man (can't judge her wetter man)
Since I love Twilight, man