-> "Thick Watermark"
Original Song Title:
"Into the Dark" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Hey, if you've ever made art endeavours
There've been times when a thief's had the balls
To post it online to leech off your "like"'s
The sheer and utter gall
So let me help, please, hear me clearly
You've gotta slap on a thick watermark
Makes the copyright claims easy
Can't let assholes get rich off your art
Now comes the questions 'bout presentin':
Should it be real big or small?
Your name in Impact? A smilied fig plant?
Sounds a bit weird, I'm just tryna spitball
Whichever choice, please just make it quickly
You're gonna need a real thick watermark
So when it's stolen, you can prove they're the thief
They won't get accolades for your art
Sayin' that you don't wanna do this? Though
You understand the reasons that I warn
No-one's been takin' your art? Well, that's amazin'
For me, they've been a constant thorn
Stop bein' pushy but don't forget me
And my advice about thick watermarks
They're gonna get you, online jerks breed
Faster than anyone can make art
Whether for cheap tees or NFTs
They'll look like twats with a thick watermark
Photoshop? Please, thieves are lazy
If they had that skill, they'd make real art
And since they can't, they'll just steal your art
You're fine now but take care of your art
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