You're apple pie servin', pie servin'
I'm all yours
I see your brain workin', brain' workin'
Maths galore
There's three of us waitin', us waitin'
For that score, yeah
So start that pie servin', pie servin'
Wait, want more

Said "one third", what's this? Go cut more out
I, I know my gut can take it
That small slice can piss off, want more now
I, I know my mouth can make it
Said "one third", what's this? Know what I ordered, arse
That small slice can piss off, give me more of that tart
Said "one third", what's this? Too small, dude

That sound is me callin', me callin'
For your hide
No diet, I'm wantin', I'm wantin'
Lots of pie
"There should be leftovers"? Fair point, but
We don't mind, yeah
Gut sounds are still callin', still callin'
For more pie

Said "one third", what's this? Today's food drought
I, I know our guts can take it
Want a slice more thick than what's there now
I, I know our mouths will make it
Said "one third", what's this? Should know we hunger hard
Want a slice more thick than atoms, stop with this farce
Said "one third", what's this? It's wrong, dude

Ah-ah-ah (yeah-eah-eah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah (said "one third", what's this?)
Whole day, we've had nothin', had nothin', yeah-eah
So now that you're holdin' back? Stop it (ah)
Hey-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Yeah-eah-ee-yeah-ee (oh-oh-oh-oh-ee-yeah-eah)
Said "one third", what's, said "one third", what's (what's wrong with you?)
Said "one third", what's this?

Said "one third", what's this? Why hold back now?
I, I know my gut can take it (it's gonna take it)
Seems your slice is still the full size now
I, I know my mouth can make it (it's gonna make it)
Said "one third", what's this? Ordered a larger part (asked for a larger part)
Seems your slice is still the size I wanted, you arse (you utter arse)
Said "one third", what's this? You whole douche