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Song Parodies -> "Stupid Helmet"

Original Song Title:

"Come & Get It"

Original Performer:

Selena Gomez

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid Helmet"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Safety first. Just make sure that the safety device isn't doing more damage than whatever it's meant to protect you from...
Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Really hate this stupid helmet
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Must I wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it?
Hate to wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it (wear it, wear it)
Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

I look like a moron when I walk into the station (station, station)
With this eyesore right here, folks starin' (starin', starin')
Ho-orns stretch so-o wide, danger to all those eyes
So pointy, hard avoidin' the six hundred points, dude
Ho-orns stretch so-o wide, turn my head, you might lose a-an eye-eye, tha-at's ri-ight
You can't say that I didn't wa-arn you, I just re-epeated
The same line 'bout eye-gougin', no-o lie, because I do mean i-it (i-it, i-it)
I really do mean i-it
So tell me, you've just gotta tell me

Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Cause I hate this stupid helmet
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Must I wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it?
Hate to wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it (wear it, wear it)
Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Don't know what kind of steel it's made of, but it's a slab (it's a big slab, yeah-eah)
But whatever kind it is, i-it's heavy as crap (as crap, as crap)
My-y neck's gonna-a die ne-ext time I'm ou-outside
Way too thick, can't hack it, so why must I have it?
Su-ure, safety i-is fine, but what use is it when my-y spi-ine sna-aps, ri-ight?
Well, can I take it off insi-ide, dude? I don't wa-ant the sweat
Collectin' in here, gets so smelly

Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Kinda hate this stupid helmet
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Must I wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it?
Hate to wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it (wear it, wear it)
Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na (na-na, na-na)

This thi-ing will be the death of me
Sure, I kno-ow i-it's prote-ectin' me-e-e
Bu-ut no, thi-is blows, you kno-o-o-o-o-o-ow
It doe-oesn't fi-it my do-o-o-ome
Yeah-eah-eah

Must I wear this stupid helmet?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Sorta hate this stupid helmet
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na (counter-productive, yeah-eah, yeah)
Must I wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it?
Hate to wea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ear it (wear it, wear it)
Must I wear this stupid helmet (it's a really stupid helmet, hate it)?
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

No, I didn't transcribe all the faux-Indian moaning. I have limits sometimes.

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