Happens way too many times, you can't avoid it
That customer, they're awful disappointed
Broken heart because of a mark
Not worth the full price displayed upon my screen and then
They demand a discount, hurts my poor head
Because it's sad that they all think I'm fine with that

'Cause it's all lookin' fine
Barely scraped to my eye, oh
But that's just not okay, they will not pay
Or they're gonna raise some hell

It's gotta be new, only new
It's got to be new, oh, only new
Hey

"A major factory defect as it assembled
Caused some major damage, so essential
That I must not pay so bloody much"
That may not have been their exact words
Still the amount of times those lines could work
To make me scared is a flat zero there

Got no fear, they might try
Scream in ears, pile up lies
Because a tiny scrape is not okay
Makes them raise all kinds of hell

It's gotta be new, only new
It's got to be new, oh, only new

These jerks wanna try one more, one more time
One more, one more, heads will fly
One more, one more time, won't make it better
One more, one more, fists will fly
One more, one more
If they try one more time, I'll feast on their liver

'Cause it's gotta be new, it's gotta be new
Only new, only new
It's gotta be new, only new
It's got to be new, oh, only new