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Song Parodies -> "Time Bomb"

Original Song Title:

"Timebomb"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Time Bomb"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Crap, I'm in absolute deep crap
I can't remember how to disarm that
Beeps, not a fan of all those harsh beeps
There's sweat beneath my collar, please don't holler directly in my ear

Please calm down (whoo!), do you wanna, wanna (whoo!)
You wanna, wanna blast into space in large slabs therefore die?
I'm gonna (whoo!), I'm gonna, gonna, gonna (whoo!)
Said I'm gonna, gonna dampen any and all blasts

Wait, don't have the time to wait
I can't guess which cord makes it un-detonate
Will choosin' the wrong one hurt? Well, it might make it up and boom, yeah
It might do nothin', stress makes my brain screwed

Work it out (whoo!), I don't wanna, wanna (whoo!)
Don't wanna, wanna snap the wrong thing, got no plans here to die
I've gotta (whoo!), I've gotta, gotta, gotta (whoo!)
Said I've gotta, gotta dampen any and all blasts
Defuse the time bomb, I haven't got long
Accordin' to the countdown that it's got on
I hate this time bomb, design is all wrong
Practice one I had down, this one is off, so off, so off, so off, so off, so off

Pain, whole thing is a pain
Trained, even though I've trained

Panic now (whoo!), I don't wanna, wanna (whoo!)
Don't wanna, wanna blast myself through the wall, that won't be nice
I wanna (whoo!), I wanna, wanna, wanna (whoo!)
Yes, I wanna, wanna last longer than a brief snap
Defuse the time bomb, haven't got that long
I need to work it out now, damn it, hang on
Beneath the time bomb, a switch reads "on/off"
Are you kiddin' me now? Who put that on? Come on

Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this thing to "blow the heck up."

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