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Song Parodies -> "Plight of the Sandwich Maker"

Original Song Title:

"Flight of the Navigator"

Original Performer:

Childish Gambino

Parody Song Title:

"Plight of the Sandwich Maker"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Imagine, if you will, a world where people heap abuse on the minimum wage worker making their sammich. A - wait, what? Oh. Oh my.
I had a dream
I had a dream that I took this loaf of nasty mush
That I've remade least ten times over, each one just slightly diff'rent
But since you're a jerk who thinks that I'm a twit
Each new version was rejected
The edits just kept going and going and going
And ev'ry time you laughed, I cried
And even though I was sad, you were really happy
'Cause you're not here, dealing with an absolute arse
I'm no person, just a thing that can't see
The food you wish to have in your brain
I took what I made, slammed it in your face

What's your problem? I wish you'd stop it
This comes out of my pocket, each wasted green
Inside, I'm super livid at your mad indecision
But on shift, I can't say shit

Please decide your order
Before you're at the counter

You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it

Just leave with it, go on and eat it
'Cause there's no sensible reason why you would not
In the trash is where they'll go
And you as well should, you know

On the clock, absorb it
Take the brunt of your nonsense
You claim it's a joke, as if in my place, you'd not
Be curled up on the floor in a frightened ball

You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh
Want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh

Really wanna throw this into your face and watch
Your anger as it flows down your suit, you knob

You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh

Choose one
Just one

With the vibe of the original song, I like to imagine that this is the sammich maker disassociating with reality at the thirty minute mark of the insult tirade from the entitled knob.

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