-> "Plight of the Sandwich Maker"
Original Song Title:
"Flight of the Navigator"
Parody Song Title:
"Plight of the Sandwich Maker"
The Lyrics
I had a dream
I had a dream that I took this loaf of nasty mush
That I've remade least ten times over, each one just slightly diff'rent
But since you're a jerk who thinks that I'm a twit
Each new version was rejected
The edits just kept going and going and going
And ev'ry time you laughed, I cried
And even though I was sad, you were really happy
'Cause you're not here, dealing with an absolute arse
I'm no person, just a thing that can't see
The food you wish to have in your brain
I took what I made, slammed it in your face
What's your problem? I wish you'd stop it
This comes out of my pocket, each wasted green
Inside, I'm super livid at your mad indecision
But on shift, I can't say shit
Please decide your order
Before you're at the counter
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it
Just leave with it, go on and eat it
'Cause there's no sensible reason why you would not
In the trash is where they'll go
And you as well should, you know
On the clock, absorb it
Take the brunt of your nonsense
You claim it's a joke, as if in my place, you'd not
Be curled up on the floor in a frightened ball
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh
Want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh
Really wanna throw this into your face and watch
Your anger as it flows down your suit, you knob
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it
You want this? No? I'll toss it
How 'bout this? No? I'll toss it, ooh-ooh
Choose one
Just one
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How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
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Total Votes: | 13 |
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