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Song Parodies -> "Pan Cause I Can"

Original Song Title:

"Stand by Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Pan Cause I Can"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The tale of a critic who's sick of a common critique of himself...
Sometimes it's ha-ard to be a criti-ic
Watchin' a crap to-on of bad fi-ilms, ma-an
I've see-een bad li-ines and wo-orse CGI
But one thing that some do-on't u-unde-erstand
Think there's no lovin', just down-thumbin'
And I really ca-annot stand by tha-at
Some films, I-I-I love 'e-em, there a-are fla-aws in 'e-em
Cause perfect's no-ot po-ossibl-le, man

Pan cause I can?
That's way far fro-om what I-I do-o
I give prope-er reaso-ons, true-ue
Grudge 'gainst directors? Not me
Pan cause I can?
I'd never, wou-ould be-e hati-in'
And I'm just no-ot that kind o-of ma-an
Pan cause i-it's crap

Pan cause I can?
No, I'm fair i-in my-y judgi-in'
Pure hate would ge-et me fi-ired, ma-an
Pan cau-ause i-i-it's cra-ap

I honestly sometimes feel kinda bad for critics who are obligated to see every single film or read every book or listen to every single album or whatever. Eventually everything starts blurring together and it's hard to surprise you, and then your readers just assume you're a grumpy arsehole twenty years behind the times.

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Jonathan - June 13, 2016 - Report this comment
"two thumbs up!" - Jonathan thinks he's Roger Ebert now... 5's

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