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Song Parodies -> "Frozen Like Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Open Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

Snow Patrol

Parody Song Title:

"Frozen Like Ice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

When you take a friend on a jogging hike through the woods, don't forget to look behind you to see how they're doing...
"Pick up the pace!" Think it's true
That I spent too long screamin' that at you
Didn't take time to turn round
I'd assumed that your silence meant you'd found
The strength to shut the hell up
And not whinge, moan and whine about junk
Like "our feet hurt" or bogus-arse shite
Claims of wizards, I just rolled my eyes

It seems you've been frozen like ice
I see you've been frozen like ice
Can't be, you've been frozen like ice
Oh geez, you've been frozen like ice

Come on, get out, I can't take you, I'm tired
Since we've jogged all day, soles are on fire
And my hands drip with sweat from this hike
Now I wonder if that links to all your whines
Shouldn't panic but I'll panic now
Can you breathe? Has your sight been impaired?
I'll soon wake up, I'm hopin' I'm right
Cause I need this to not be real life

It seems you've been frozen like ice
I see you've been frozen like ice
Can't be, you've been frozen like ice
Oh geez, you've been frozen like ice
I scream "They've been frozen like ice!
Help me, they've been frozen like ice!
Look! See? They've been frozen like ice!
Oh geez, you've been frozen like ice"

But then you break, seems the truth
It's a prank because I was the worst douche

And that's when the actual wizards show up and it becomes a whole "crying wolf" situation (which I should totally write a parody about if I haven't already). Aaaaand the security code is VLC which is funny only to me because this was the only song in this set I'm doing that I had to go to Youtube to pace because I didn't have it on my computer to use VLC to listen to for pacing. It's the little things...

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