-> "Not Gonna Try It"
Original Song Title:
"You Know You Like It"
Parody Song Title:
"Not Gonna Try It"
The Lyrics
Leave me alone, will you?
Stop tryna force me to try eatin' snails
I said no way, not today or any day
Though I am hungry, smell's turnin' me pale
I still say nay, won't put that crap in my face
All this food, no, I won't be swallowin'
Looks like greasy, mouldy muck (ooh-ooh)
Can't keep my lunch do-own
But you still push them, not convincin'
All your recommendations (ooh-ooh)
Have failed ev'ry time, they suck
Not gonna try it, it looks really gross, mate
Not gonna try it, keep that crap off my pla-ate
Not gonna try it, I don't want monkey brains
I'll throw up, I'll throw up on you
Not gonna try it cause I do have some taste
Sure it's not a joke and now you'll pull out a steak?
Not gonna try it, take those sheep balls away
Give me some, give me some real food
It looks gross, mate
Take it away
I know that human beings are omnivores
Doesn't mean that we'll all eat any food
So take your insects drenched in grue-ue-uel
Buddy, you're a pretentious douche
This ain't food, no, this crap you're offerin'
Call me borin', I want some (ooh-ooh)
Roast potatoes no-ow
Roast carrots too, I won't be eatin'
That "high-class" soup, looks like mush (ooh-ooh)
This ain't Green Eggs and Ham, bud
Not gonna try it, not even while I wait
Not gonna try it, looks like vomit, must sa-ay
Not gonna try it, if you don't lose that tray
I'll throw up, I'll throw up on you
Not gonna try it, don't know what else to say
It's your job, I know, pushin' specials-of-the-day
Not gonna try it, take my order, okay?
Give me some, give me some real food
It looks gross, mate
Take it away
I'll throw up, mate
On your food tray
It's true
I don't care, mate
What words you say
Stop the spiel, mate
I want my steak
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