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Song Parodies -> "Future"

Original Song Title:

"Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beck

Parody Song Title:

"Future"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man has come with a message...from the FYOOCHUR! Enjoy
In 3063, world's far from sucky
No gas problems, man, there's teleporters, buddy
Even if there were not, clean fuel is plentiful
Home to mall without any nasty smoke
It may sound like some hippie musical
But it isn't, it's the future and it's wonderful
Ev'ry store window contains such things to see
We've been cloning resources since twenty-fifty
So there's no worry about waste, food and booze abounds
Nothing worth fretting about, if you get hurt
We can clone a new body for thee
And then transfer your soul into said body for nary a fee
Sure, the ethics are a pain in the arse
But who cares when all video games are high-tech VR?
Watch, check it

So i-incredible
It's the future, baby
Utopia, really (progress will never stop)
Unfa-athomable
It's the future baby
I'd like more food pills, please

No hidden evil, that's the total truth there
No using dissidents for manual labour
And if you show sadness, I know you won't get dragged
Away at night to a place to get toe-tagged
Thick sarcasm or propaganda, it's not
Would I say that when there's a ton of jobs?
There's lots of spots for future mining
On the moons of Saturn and the one with the poor naming
You're not very physical? Great
Cause ev'ry country's got livable minimum wage
So come on, follow me through this hopeful future so bright
Because I'm a time trav'ller

Unbe-elievable
It's the future, baby
Do what you want freely (no faulty electronics)
Inco-onceivable
It's the future, baby
No endangered species (great as it appears)

Wait, let me beam down

(futuristic-sounding noises)

I'm a trav'ller from the future
You must see my day, cause you make it

Sounds u-unfeasible
That my future, baby
Depends on you, really (we all revere you)
Not i-impossible
This great future, baby
Needs your abilities, yeah
Timeli-ine is stable
See the future, baby
Won't break physics, really (time won't get all mixed up, baby)
You're too-oo valuable
To the future, baby
Got this sorted, really (no timeline-breaking)

Don't worry, future-guy has this all in hand. The timeline won't devolve into a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.

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Matthias - June 23, 2015 - Report this comment
That was pretty good I was hoping that there was going to be a twist where the time traveller had been lying the whole time and it's actually a distopian future after all. Did you see the new movie Tomorrowland?

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