I woke up this mornin' and I saw a flood
Not outside, I wouldn't care tha-at way
Out there's just we-et, in my house, I'm awash
And I thi-ink I-I know what is to bla-ame

It's horrible sealin' (horrible seali-in')
Seems it fails to keep a-all the rain at ba-a-ay (horrible seali-in')
I've got me a fee-eelin' (horrible seali-i-in')
The lazy builder ma-an's gonna pay
For all of my stuff that's been washed away

Hard to eat breakfast, it's floatin' off
Been countin' a-all the fish that swi-im by
So far not suffe-ered an electric shock
But let's be fair, i-it's a matter of ti-ime

Damn horrible sealin' (horrible seali-in')
Was supposed to keep a-all the rain awa-a-ay (horrible seali-in')
A plan I'm concei-eivin' (horrible seali-i-in')
So that the builder a-asshole will pay
For my wallpaper that's been washed awa-a-ay

No landli-ine so I can call
That schmuck of a builder, I'm gonna-a say
"Upholst'ry's rui-ined, your fault, you know
You'd bette-er co-ome fix it right awa-a-ay"
What did he-e sa-a-a-ay?

"Your horrible sealin' (horrible seali-in')
I've got it myself, go-onna be dela-a-ayed (horrible seali-in')
I did my own sea-ealin' (horrible seali-i-in')
Not knowin' that I'm cra-ap, you won't pay"