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Song Parodies -> "No Mustard"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ray Parker Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"No Mustard"

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The Lyrics

I don't know about you, but I'm no real fan of mustard. Luckily (to my memory, anyway) I've never had this happen to me...
No mustard!

There's a real bad taste in my cheap fast food
Told you before: no mustard!
Thought I made it clear when I ordered, dude
Makes me feel sore: no mustard!

Just the smell is so gross
But the taste? Up, I'll throw

Want a refund quick and a new meal fresh
Told you before: no mustard!
Just a drizzle is bad, this is straight up drenched
Ow, know I implored: no mustard!

Better not be a joke
On the "no mustard" bloke

Told you before: no mustard!
My receipt says so, can't claim I'm pro-
Called for no mustard!

Why'd you ask if I'm pro-?
Ooh, not standard with it, jerk
Hmm, don't ignore all my "no"'s
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Told you before: no mustard!
Mmm, I can't be the only one who's said "no", buddy
And thus asked for no mustard! Ow!

Lemme tell ya somethin': mustard makes me retch good

I'll complain 'til you go
And remake it less gross

Don't give me that tone, oh no
"No mustard?
You're actin' just like you're far less a grown man, more like four"
When I've been here before, "no mustard!", ow!
Wasn't a chore, no mustard!
First time asked for no mustard?
Uh, what are you pissed for? No mustard!
Ha ha, told you before: no mustard!
Yes, I mean you
Told you before: no mustard!
Asshole, no mustard!
Might get sacked for "no mustard!"
Might make you poor, "no mustard!"
I just want more no mustard (hahaha)!
Uh, the manager fumes too, "No mustard!"

MUSTARD?!?! Don't let's be silly! Lemon, that's different, heh.

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Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment
I actually don't like mayo, but love mustard! to each their own, I guess. 5s also, nice "Alice In Wonderland" reference at the end! you should get 5s, just for that!

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