You seem a tad miffed, dude
So who did what to you-ou-ou?
You're postin' crude comments, you're quite annoyed
What sort of heinous deed
Has been committed, plea-ea-ease?
I need to know before I join the-e fray
A review of your fav'rite shoo-ooter
Was fairly negati-ive? Oh, su-uper
Now I know what the proble-em i-is:

Bu-utthu-urt
That's all you are, you big jerk
It's not worth the all-ca-aps, ri-ight
I-It sti-inks
Critics don't like your fave thing
Not the world's e-end, get me-e?
Best to move on with your damn life

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hate to break it to you
That's a lie, I love it, du-u-ude
This overreaction ain't worth i-it, see
So this reviewer dude
Hates a thing you don't, sucks, true-ue
But I don't think death threats are the best ploy
Plus, he implied that he likes so-omething
That you think is stupi-id? That's no-othing
In the gra-and scheme of this who-ole thi-i-i-i-ing

Bu-utthu-urt
Diff'rent opinions aren't worth
The curse words you spray o-onli-ine
I-I thi-ink
You should ease off for a bit
Rethink prio-oritie-ies
Don't escalate it to real life

Keep this kinda crap online

Bu-utthu-urt
A big problem amongst nerds
And other fans of thi-ings, ri-ight
Do-on't fli-ing
Insults at dissenters, twit
You should just let them be-e
The genuine and the troll-like

Bu-utthu-urt, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Bu-utthu-urt
We can all like what we like
Bu-utthu-urt, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Bu-utthu-urt
Without threats of pain implied