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Song Parodies -> "Holes With My Taser"

Original Song Title:

"Gold and a Pager"

Original Performer:

The Cool Kids

Parody Song Title:

"Holes With My Taser"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

We can all get a little bored sometimes, so we end up wanting to try things we've never tried before. And never should try...
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le holes with my taser
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Z-Z, huh, taser, hole, hole, taser (cool shit)
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser (cool shit)
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser (yup)
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser (uh)
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser

I've got time I can kill (yeah), got a thing I did steal
"For real, bud?" I won't say so, bro, so don't poke your nose
Where it don't belong
Say, said nose reminds me of my point, so: you know its' two holes? Let's go
Let's give both a zap (uh)
This taser I have, man, zap those flesh gaps (zap that)
Sure, it might sting just a bit, don't mind that
I don't get why you're freakin', I'm sure it's not that bad
If the nose makes you say "Yikes" then I've got some other plans
If the nose makes you deflect, why don't we try the ass?
By "we", I have to say this, I don't mean that I'll get zapped (nope)
I'll just hold on to the tool I have (right)
And hope that I don't glimpse (glimpse) your back-end, huge risk (right)
You claim it's not fair (uh) but there's real balance there
'Cause you'll get a huge zap, I'll see your derrière
So no fear, lemme test out all your holes with my taser

Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your t-t-t-taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser (uh)
T-t-t-taser (uh, uh), hole, hole (uh), taser

We could try the earhole, just to see what it, up close, sounds like (yeah)
I'd bet it sounds cool, like a "blast of synth" fare
And I don't know why you've covered that hole
These barbs cannot puncture your eardrum, those things won't rupture
Least I don't think they're gonna, don't know much
So
Why not test a diff'rent hole? Try to eat the taser
Hold your tongue and do me a favour:
Please don't fling spit, don't wanna get liquid
On any flash tech, that's not safe, you big dipshit (uh)
I've tried applyin' no forced compliance (uh)
It's just a fun thing that I think we should be tryin'
But the way you're runnin' from fun? It's simply stumpin' me
What if: if there's pain, punch for free (so)?
Go for fight, no flyin', pain might not be major
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser

Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your t-t-t-taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your hole, hole, taser
Lemme test out all your holes with my taser
Le-le-le-le-le-le-le-le holes with my taser
Le-lemme test out all your holes with my taser
T-t-t-taser, hole, hole, taser

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