Why'd I ask you to photograph me?
Wasn't the smartest move of mine
The pictures I've seen blow and I think I know why
There's a whole lotta reasons that they're dire
But today I'll just make it light, one thing I don't like

Please cap the lens when you're done takin' your pics
Can't believe you haven't noticed all your photograph's blurriness
Hate all the dust, du-dust, I hate all the dust

Hang on, did you just say "Just wipe it"? Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
My good man, that's a job for you
'Cause it's your cam'ra, you douche, so the upkeep role lies
On your head, hence why I'm not surprised
The quality ain't that good, that much grime ain't a good look

Please cap the lens when you're finished takin' pics
Also after you've cleaned the shit that keeps gettin' left inside it
Hate all the dust, du-dust, I hate all the dust
I hate all the dust, du-dust, I hate all the dust

It irritates me
That you won't ever take me seriously, dang it
Honestly pains me
And yet I let you take these awful photos anyway, why?
Somethin' must be wrong with me
This brick-wall debate's my speed

Please cap the lens, tell you that until it clicks
And that's 'cause then and only then can we move to "out of focus"
Hate all the dust, du-dust, I hate all the dust
I hate all the dust, du-dust, I hate all the dust

I hate all the dust, I hate all the dust
I hate all the dust, I hate all the dust
I hate all the dust