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Song Parodies -> "Must You Be This Sappy?"

Original Song Title:

"If It Makes You Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Must You Be This Sappy?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When you're an uncaring rock, nothing's more annoying than people expecting you to give a crap. At least to this slab of don't-give-a-rat's-ass...
Feels are stro-ong, see you-ou bawl from here
But I don't care, no-o empathy he-ere, so
I'd like it if you happened to quit
Not the kind o-of dude who gi-ives snuggles
So if you could please stifle your tearful gri-in, dude
I never want to hear about it
It's oka-ay you want a hug
I'm tellin' you I won't give you one

Must you be thi-is sappy-y-y?
It can't be that ba-a-a-a-ad
If you must be-e sappy-y-y
Then go away, know I-I can't sta-and

Feelin' do-own? Look a-at me-e now
No sorrow on my fa-ace, complain elsewhe-ere, mate
Told you thousands of times befo-ore
Grins all rou-ou-ound, you've found a jo-ob, great
Said what needs to be said, tell all your other friends
Because I don't give a shit
It's oka-ay you're happy, though
Still doesn't mean I care at a-all, no-o

Must you be thi-is sappy-y-y?
Big whoop, you feel gla-a-a-a-ad
If you must be-e sappy-y-y
Don't bother me with you-our feels, ma-an
Must you be thi-is sappy-y-y?
Big whoop, you feel gla-a-a-a-ad
If you must be-e sappy-y-y
Don't tell me, I don't gi-ive a cra-ap

There's no pa-art, part of me-e with tears
Emotions? Crap-a-all, I won't laugh o-or bawl
No matter what you-ou tell me-e
I'm oka-ay, there's nothin' wro-o-o-ong
With not carin' 'bout people, ge-et o-off

Must you be thi-is sappy-y-y?
Your hugs make me ma-a-a-a-ad
If you must be-e sappy-y-y
Don't share your feels with me-e, you twa-at
Must you be thi-is sappy-y-y?
Your hugs make me ma-a-a-a-ad
Hate you when you-ou're sappy-y-y

What a sap.

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