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Song Parodies -> "Villainous Whinger"

Original Song Title:

"Cinnamon Sinner"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"Villainous Whinger"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There he is, the Dark Lord himself, your quest is at an end...aaaaaaaaaand he's throwing a temper tantrum. Not like a "HOW DARE YOU?!" smash-your-head-through-the-wall kinda thing, a genuine two-year-old-who-doesn't-get-the-toy-he-wants whine-fest. Because expectations were made to be broken.
I've fought tons of your minions, arrows in my arse
Your reign ends now, brother, cause I'll hack off your arms
Least I would if not for this surprise:
You're quite the villainous whinger, cause you've started to cry

Wow, the Death Lord's a pansy "Oh come on guys
Not ready for fightin', could you come back at five?"
Damn, you're worse than a baby, just cause your plan died
Behold the villainous whinger, I'm just rollin' my eyes

You'll pay for all your crimes today
Revenge for all who've died today
Most recent kill that's clear to me
Mood you slew fairly recently

Still you're complainin', oh brother, cause your reign's come apart
You're like a teenager, pissed no-one "gets" their art
Quite the anticlimax, mister, and so, I guess I'll
Stab the villainous whinger right between his two thighs

I mean we stormed your dark castle, slaughtered all of your guards
Their boss is a pisser, man, you're tearin' up my heart
Wait, that part wasn't meant lit'ral, what you doin' guy?
Guess the "villainous whinger" was a master disguise

Well, that's what you get for monologuing, dumbass.

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LOL - February 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Sounds like a typical Democrat.
Matthias - March 17, 2015 - Report this comment
This one was fun. I can totally see King John from Disney's Robin Hood in this role sucking his thumb and everything like that. Great stuff.
Max Power - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Quite a twist in the end.
Abbott Skelding - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Funny idea, but it didn't really stick to me. I guess I just applied the whining bad guy to the world of professional wrestling, where that kind of thing is common haha. Pacing was solid, and I liked the "teenager who no one gets his art" line the best. Nice work.
Agrimorfee - March 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Huh, the pacing didn't work that well for me, for some reason. It reads funnier by itself, without the song.
Blaydeman - March 30, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Aggy that I think it reads better almost as a story, without the music. I liked the concept, a whiny devil makes me laugh, but he's still BA at the end. Nice! Take away Tony Bennett and you got something here.

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