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Song Parodies -> "TCOP On 45"

Original Song Title:

"Polkas On 45"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"TCOP On 45"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In case anyone was wondering why I've been parodying more old school songs recently when I'm more of a modern guy, well that's because I've started Matthias' "Polka Parody Project"! And here's the first collection, enjoy!
When writing crap
It never fails
Whether it's notes
Or sending mail
I'm still involved
In mail termed "snail"
Would, but my pen
Is running low
Damn empty pen

I've got some squatters
Invaders in my li-ife
Piss off, you squatters

In a can (gettin' old)
Garbage can (why not a locker?)
In a can (the stench I can't stand)
Garbage can (askin' why)
In a can (cause it's lame)
Garbage can (just cause I'm a nerd)
Do not deserve this ever

How rude, don't be so crass
That was so wrong, you need correction
Remember: it's best to not be an arse
No need to snort cause I said "sextant"
Sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, yeah!

Does a "human" taste like chicken?
Is it appetisin', or will I be cryin'?

Bein' chased by a cheetah, buddy
It's my flesh he wants to chew
Guessin' it's a male cheetah, buddy
Not much of a big cat expert, du-u-ude

Cane toads
Why you gotta be invadin' my land?
Cane toads
Were supposed to stop the cane beetles, man
Failed that, are you all lazy?
Killin' lots of quolls with your poison glands

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo

It's a simple fact that I
Can't stand brussels sprouts

Seen 300? It's a movie
Mixed opinions on my computer screen
Some folks love it, others say it's pure crap
It's 300, 300

Why'd you bin that cake?
Such a friggin' waste
"Made to demonstrate
How to make a cake"
That's a crap excuse

Fact of my life and you should know:
I'm real sick of these frat bros
With their caps skewed to the side
Hand blocking the sun from their eyes
Can their IQ be that low? Whoa, whoa, whoa
One reason I hate frat bros

But I'm all right now, despite the big crash
Plane just failed, right
That was slapdash, plan was crap, crap, crap

Easy way to get nerds down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Remind them how Spawn went down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Your mileage may vary, th-th-though (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Some nerds call all film versions "loads" (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)

They're all crap adaptations (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
To some nerd generations, buddy (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap adaptations
Always sayin' they're crap a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-adaptations

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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - March 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice to see you joining in my project with me! The more the merrier! I like doing your project too! Glad we can share these experiences! Also the Epic 40! We've done it all!
bobpiecheese - March 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Actually, I've yet to complete the Epic 40, but I appreciate the sentiment all the same!

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