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Song Parodies -> "TCOP On 45"
Original Song Title:
"Polkas On 45"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"TCOP On 45"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
In case anyone was wondering why I've been parodying more old school songs recently when I'm more of a modern guy, well that's because I've started Matthias' "Polka Parody Project"! And here's the first collection, enjoy!
When writing crap
It never fails
Whether it's notes
Or sending mail
I'm still involved
In mail termed "snail"
Would, but my pen
Is running low
Damn empty pen
B-I-R-O
I've got some squatters
Invaders in my li-ife
Piss off, you squatters
In a can (gettin' old)
Garbage can (why not a locker?)
In a can (the stench I can't stand)
Garbage can (askin' why)
In a can (cause it's lame)
Garbage can (just cause I'm a nerd)
Do not deserve this ever
Hey!
Hey!
How rude, don't be so crass
That was so wrong, you need correction
Remember: it's best to not be an arse
No need to snort cause I said "sextant"
Sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, yeah!
Does a "human" taste like chicken?
Is it appetisin', or will I be cryin'?
Hey!
Bein' chased by a cheetah, buddy
It's my flesh he wants to chew
Guessin' it's a male cheetah, buddy
Not much of a big cat expert, du-u-ude
Cane toads
Why you gotta be invadin' my land?
Cane toads
Were supposed to stop the cane beetles, man
Failed that, are you all lazy?
Killin' lots of quolls with your poison glands
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
It's a simple fact that I
Can't stand brussels sprouts
Seen 300? It's a movie
Mixed opinions on my computer screen
Some folks love it, others say it's pure crap
It's 300, 300
Why'd you bin that cake?
Such a friggin' waste
"Made to demonstrate
How to make a cake"
That's a crap excuse
Fact of my life and you should know:
I'm real sick of these frat bros
With their caps skewed to the side
Hand blocking the sun from their eyes
Can their IQ be that low? Whoa, whoa, whoa
One reason I hate frat bros
But I'm all right now, despite the big crash
Plane just failed, right
That was slapdash, plan was crap, crap, crap
Easy way to get nerds down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Remind them how Spawn went down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Your mileage may vary, th-th-though (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Some nerds call all film versions "loads" (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
They're all crap adaptations (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
To some nerd generations, buddy (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap adaptations
Always sayin' they're crap a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-adaptations
It never fails
Whether it's notes
Or sending mail
I'm still involved
In mail termed "snail"
Would, but my pen
Is running low
Damn empty pen
B-I-R-O
I've got some squatters
Invaders in my li-ife
Piss off, you squatters
In a can (gettin' old)
Garbage can (why not a locker?)
In a can (the stench I can't stand)
Garbage can (askin' why)
In a can (cause it's lame)
Garbage can (just cause I'm a nerd)
Do not deserve this ever
Hey!
Hey!
How rude, don't be so crass
That was so wrong, you need correction
Remember: it's best to not be an arse
No need to snort cause I said "sextant"
Sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, sextant, yeah!
Does a "human" taste like chicken?
Is it appetisin', or will I be cryin'?
Hey!
Bein' chased by a cheetah, buddy
It's my flesh he wants to chew
Guessin' it's a male cheetah, buddy
Not much of a big cat expert, du-u-ude
Cane toads
Why you gotta be invadin' my land?
Cane toads
Were supposed to stop the cane beetles, man
Failed that, are you all lazy?
Killin' lots of quolls with your poison glands
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee-hoo, yodel-ay-ee-hoo
It's a simple fact that I
Can't stand brussels sprouts
Seen 300? It's a movie
Mixed opinions on my computer screen
Some folks love it, others say it's pure crap
It's 300, 300
Why'd you bin that cake?
Such a friggin' waste
"Made to demonstrate
How to make a cake"
That's a crap excuse
Fact of my life and you should know:
I'm real sick of these frat bros
With their caps skewed to the side
Hand blocking the sun from their eyes
Can their IQ be that low? Whoa, whoa, whoa
One reason I hate frat bros
But I'm all right now, despite the big crash
Plane just failed, right
That was slapdash, plan was crap, crap, crap
Easy way to get nerds down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Remind them how Spawn went down (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Your mileage may vary, th-th-though (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Some nerds call all film versions "loads" (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
They're all crap adaptations (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
To some nerd generations, buddy (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap (talkin' 'bout crap adaptations)
Crap adaptations
Always sayin' they're crap a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-adaptations
TCOP stands for The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies, BTW. For those interested in the original parodies, behold: Empty Biro, I've Got Some Squatters, Stinks (In A Can), How Rude, What's A "Human"?, Being Chased By A Cheetah, Cane Toads, Can't Stand Brussels Sprouts, 300, Why'd You Bin That Cake?, The Reasons I Hate Frat Bros, That Was Slapdash and Crap Adaptation.
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Nice to see you joining in my project with me! The more the merrier! I like doing your project too! Glad we can share these experiences! Also the Epic 40! We've done it all!
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