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Song Parodies -> "Start With Cherry Blossoms"

Original Song Title:

"Started from the Bottom"

Original Performer:

Drake

Parody Song Title:

"Start With Cherry Blossoms"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Anime intros have a lot of recurring tropes, apparently. This guy knows it...
Startin'
All I see is crap

Start with cherry blossoms, yep, they're here
Start with cherry blossoms ev'ry single time, I fear
Start with cherry blossoms, always here
Start with cherry blossoms, it won't change, oh dear, hate it
Start with cherry blossoms, they'll appear
Start with cherry blossoms, that's one shot of beer, take it
Start with cherry blossoms, pretty clear
Start with cherry blossoms, ev'ry cliché will be here

Lemme guess, a slow pannin' up
Maybe through a forest while the autumn leaves are all fallin'
Ev'rybody walkin' on their own
Doesn't excite, no plot details get shown
Now they're standin' in the wind while lookin' sad
Just after a one-on-one fight, one strike clash, shocker
Lots of things unique about the shows
But ev'ry intro has no new way to go

Always start with cherry blossoms, yep, they're here
Start with cherry blossoms ev'ry bloody time, I fear
Start with cherry blossoms, always here
Start with cherry blossoms, stays the same, oh dear, hate it
Start with cherry blossoms, pretty clear
Start with cherry blossoms, ev'ry dumb trope will be here
Start with cherry blossoms, they'll appear
Start with cherry blossoms, worth a shot of beer, take it

Lots of runnin' round like mad
Not a clear direction, they're just doin' it for fun, I'm guessin'
What about the lady-types? They're sad
Cryin' on a hill and then the cam'ra tracks the tears, depressin'
Or they help the hero stand, it's true
Just so ev'ryone sees that they both wanna smooch
Rollin' my eyes as the zoom right into theirs
Always takin' up the frame when it ain't hands flailin' round

Always start with cherry blossoms, yep, they're here
Start with cherry blossoms ev'ry friggin' time, I fear
Start with cherry blossoms, pretty clear
Start with cherry blossoms, intro's lame, oh dear, hate it

Shots of naked ladies above the black
Lots of damn birds, I sure don't get that
I could take this footage, rearrange it
Make it match another theme, I hate it
Sure, I've seen some intros without all that
Just the rule-provin' exception, mack
Still too many turnin' heads, it's crazy
Dubbed or subbed, it's lame, all these elements the same

Always start with cherry blossoms, yep, they're here
Start with cherry blossoms ev'ry goddamn time, I fear
Start with cherry blossoms, always here
Start with cherry blossoms, ev'ry single year, hate it
Start with cherry blossoms, it's so clear
Start with cherry blossoms, predict what appears, play it
Start with cherry blossoms, take my beer
Start with cherry blossoms, lots of shots, I fear, take it

I was using this video as a reference for all the tropes I mentioned. I think I only recognised, like four or five shows. Dunno why X-Men was in there.

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