-> "Nothing Bequeathed"
Original Song Title:
"All That I Need"
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing Bequeathed"
The Lyrics
Sure you're not gonna go on longer, bro?
Waitin' here patiently cause I should show
In that list somewhere, I'm kinda the first in line
Sat through your ass blabbin' while ev'ryone cried
Do you take me for a fool?
I know I've got stuff that's been left by that tool
I'm owed way more than you dorks
Know I come off as heartless, but I want my score
Say there's nothin' for me
Straight up nothin' bequeathed?
There's no way that that's true, buddy
I deserve some money
Half this junk's owed to me
Are you sure there's nothin' bequeathed?
Only reason I came here was to claim
My fair share of Dad's stuff cause I could gain
Lots of cash once it's sold, know you lot would hold
Onto ev'ry frame, keep 'em safe in a vault
So sentimental a plan
I could almost throw up from this influx of sap
No drug fix or debts to be paid
Just want to spend my life with no debt fear, okay?
Sure there's nothin' for me?
Must be somethin' bequeathed
I refuse to leave here empty
Read the words back to me
Spell them out, if you please
Makes no sense there's nothin' bequeathed
Yes, I'm makin' a scene
Cause there's nothin' bequeathed
And as a concept, that's crazy
The first-born son, you see (first-born, you see)
Must be somethin' for me (must be somethin' for me)
How can there be nothin' bequeathed (nothin' bequeathed)?
Somethin's off with your script (off with your script)
No damn way it's legit (ain't no way it's legit)
It's almost like you all hate me
There's nothin' bequeathed? Wrong
Lemme see what you read off
To make sure you've not been lazy (you skipped me, I hate you)
I'm a track on repeat? Yeah
That's because what I need there (is the uncensored truth)
Is the unedited truth, buddy
Yes, someone's deceased, jerk (I will yell, shout and scream)
You will join him, so please help (Until you prove to me)
That there's in fact nothin' bequeathed (you're holdin' out, aren't you?)
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