Uh, uh (hey), uh
I hate to be a jerk (uh) but I must leave (hey)
'Cause this just sucks (sucks), is it just me (hey)?
Terrible sight, yeah, this is such an awful stream (hey)
This is really sad (uh), you should know (hey)
I will expand (-pand) why this blows (uh)
You'll realise, yeah, this is such an awful stream

Chat is full of bots and I don't know how you can take it
It's pretty obvious that these posts are fake shit
Ignorin' 'cause you made 'em?
Or do you think they're real? Mind's vacant
The latter makes sense now 'cause the few legit
People are throwin' 'round slurs and pics of dicks
And I'm sure that's ban-worthy right there
Feels like there's a space where the mods should be to care
It just isn't right, a hole of pure shite
Worst cesspool that I've ever seen on on this damn website (uh, uh (hey), uh)

It's fifty percent jerks (uh), thirty machines (hey)
This isn't fun (fun), not hard to see (hey)
Terrible sight, yeah, this is such an awful stream (hey)
So much here to ban (uh), a crapload (hey)
Would drive me mad (mad) but you don't (uh)
Care to my eyes, yeah, this is such an awful stream

The standard web advice is "Never read the comments", that might work
Focus on the streamer but this time that really hurts
There's barely any commentary, that's not what I yearn for
I wanna know what you're feelin', you jerk
Are you havin' fun here? Once dead, do you hate to replay that?
Do you wanna punch the designers 'cause they're lazy?
I'm gettin' nothin', nada, null
Surprised you can make Bloodborne this damn dull
It's not like streamin' is some brand new thing, hell no
Hell, Let's Play's have a history of chatty hosts
So live it up a little, don't care if you swear a ton
That's somethin', bud (uh, uh (hey), uh)

This dead air doesn't work (uh), such a bland screen (hey)
Turn the mood up (up), bored as can be (hey)
Terrible sight, yeah, this is such an awful stream (hey)
Guess that's why the chat (uh) really blows (hey)
Bein' so slack (slack), now I know (uh)
Want you to try, yeah, this is such an awful stream

Sure, there's nothin' stoppin' me from switchin' tabs up
Tons of other, better streamers, should switch tabs up
And you're not wrong and I'm gonna leave once I have said this thing, said this thing (hey)
I wanna say my piece and then I'll switch my tabs up
Hope I've done some good for you then switch my tabs up
Watch ProtonJon, come back one day, see if you've changed anything (uh, uh (hey), uh)

Nothin' 'bout this thing works (uh) from what I've seen (hey)
How's there merch for (for) this lame guy? Geez (hey)
Terrible sight, yeah, this is such an awful stream (hey)
This is pretty sad (uh) but I know (hey)
I couldn't hack (hack) this, no joke (uh)
Still pretty shite, yeah, this is such an awful stream (uh, uh (hey), uh)
Could be me that's the jerk (uh), that I could see (hey)
Might think you suck (suck) subjectively (hey)
Terrible sight, yeah, this is such an awful stream (hey)
Lay off the attacks (uh) and I'll go (hey)
Still need to have (have) more mods, bro (uh)
I'm done, goodbye, yeah, this is such an awful stream