You know this is wrong
I really wish you'd get the hints I've dropped
So used to that stare
Somehow so shocked that I would even dare
Ev'rytime you
Come here, it's always the same thing from you
Something criminal
Want that repealed, made it clear how I feel

Your back, ain't scratchin' yours, no damn way I'll scratch yours
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, ain't no way I'll scratch yours
Keep up this back and forth, it won't get you any score
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, no itch on my back, just stop
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
Doesn't matter what it is that you'll offer (scratch yours)
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
Ev'ry bid might be diff'rent, not one is stronger (scratch yours)

Food, keys to a car
Brand new pants to cover my private parts
Dank weed, other shit
In which I've never shown much int'rest
Sometimes you slip, dude
And offer cash for your "help me, help you"
Come on, the variance
Was all that kept you safe from crazy rage from me, you feel?

Your back, ain't scratchin' yours, no damn way I'll scratch yours
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, ain't no way I'll scratch yours
It's bribery, of course, all attempts must be ignored
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, no itch on my back, so stop
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
Nothin' that you've ever pushed for an offer (scratch yours)
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
If I did, still dismiss it, my will is stronger

Scratch yours
Scratch yours
You sure you're not addicted, my bud
To my constant rejections? Would suck
Scratch yours

Your back, ain't scratchin' yours, no damn way I'll scratch yours
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, ain't no way I'll scratch yours
This schtick might run its course, my patience, got none left stored
S-S-S-Scratchin' yours, no itch on my back, just stop (scratch yours)
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
Still a crime though I've rejected the offer (scratch yours)
I don't need it, I don't need it, I don't need it
But you're just so pathetic, I can't be bothered (scratch yours)

Your back, ain't scratchin' yours, no damn way I'll scratch y-y-y-y-yours
Scratchin' yours, ain't no way I'll scratch yours
Scratch yours
Ah-ah-ah-ahah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah