Prosthesis has a glitch, looks so bizarre, just watch it twitch
It's hard to not stare and gawk, not stare and gawk
But it's the way that you do that gives a hint that might prove
You somehow missed I have one, I left a lot of posts, du-u-ude
Prosthesis has a glitch, it looks disturbin' if you missed
The part where I obtained one, I obtained one
I'm pretty sure I told you, don't know how you're so confused
Imparted that I have one

Maybe one could say it's been a while since I was laid
Flat out on the asphalt with some parts far away
It wasn't that long ago, so when it's out of control
You can keep your jaw in contact with your upper teeth

Prosthesis has a glitch, I think it could be full of grit
And now it's gone a bit nuts, gone a bit nuts
A tad bit creepy, it's true, but it can't be misconstrued
As somethin' else that's gone wrong, you knew I had this thing, dude
Aware I had this thing, dude
You knew I had this thing, dude
Aware I had this thing, dude

Wait to get it fixed because, c'mon, just watch it go
Acts like it's possessed like in some horror-type show
Maybe it's got some loose screws, somethin' in common with you
Cause I'm pretty sure you helped me install this thing, dude

Prosthesis has a glitch, flippin' through presets with no switch
Right now it's scratchin' my butt, scratchin' my butt
Soon it will lunge straight at you, so I suggest that you move
Stop bein' a frozen lump, should not be shockin' to you
This can't be shockin' to you
Should not be shockin' to you
This can't be shockin' to you

Ah, uh-uh, ah, ow!
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh

Prosthesis has a glitch, my fingers now look quite a bit
Like a poor spider got crushed, spider got crushed
Just gotta give it a few minutes to sort out what's screwed
By that, I mean wait for one mechanic, that'd be you
Prosthesis has a glitch, the seventh time this week, I think
Bystanders think I've gone nuts, think I've gone nuts
Even though this thing that you put on me's metallic blue
Just like your face which is stuck, oh crap, I forgot that you (ooh-whoa-oh)
Have somethin' sim'lar that's screwed (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Oh crap, I forgot that you (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Have somethin' sim'lar that's screwed (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Man, now I feel like a douche