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Song Parodies -> "Plush Me (My Dolly Copy)"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Samantha Fox

Parody Song Title:

"Plush Me (My Dolly Copy)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

And there's a creepy doll...that's always watching you...
Ah, plush me, plush me, plush me
This isn't right (ah)
Plush me, plush me, plush me, plush me
That dolly is a copy

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

One night in the city, did a thing real dumb
Found a shop that popped up and I went in for fun
Lots of weird stuff around but I took the bait
Saw a plush toy there, no features at all, a blank slate
Please tell me why I had to buy
This toy, cause I can't really sleep at night (can't sleep at night)

Plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy
Unsightly match for I (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, how?

I'm left aghast, I only left it overnight
Now this little toy's copied my green-brown eyes
The detail's pretty good, how'd this cheaply sell?
Hang on, you dope, don't display it on your shelf
You didn't buy (yeah) it like this, right
Was blank and white, had no shared overbite (no overbite)

Plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy
Somehow morphed overnight (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, how?
Plush me, plush me, how?
Plush me, plush me, how?

Hot and cold emotions confusin' my brain
Absolute fear fights with intrigue, causin' strain
If I stab it, will I find a hole in me too?
Will I get swapped with it's lack-of-soul soon (oh, oh)?
Oh, oh
Oh, or have I misconstrued (mistake of mine)

Plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy
Could be some weird toyline (that isn't right)
"Brand New! Clone You! All You Add Is Time!" (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy
Or I was chuggin' wine (that isn't right)
And this all is just a waste of time
Ah, plush me, plush me, plush me (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, plush me (that isn't right)
Ah, plush me, plush me, that dolly is a copy (that isn't right)
Plush me, plush me, plush me

Fun (?) fact: I almost had "scullin' wine" instead of "chuggin' wine", but in double-checking the spelling I discovered that it's Aussie and Kiwi slang, so my primary audience woulda not gotten it.

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